Gass to Mass Ratio

The ratio of gass to mass when taking a shit. High gass: low mass = bad. High mass: low gass = good.

Billy: How was your shit?

Jack: Terrible, my gass to mass ratio sucked

by jazza123 August 31, 2011

Burlington Mass

Burlington is a Fuckin shithole where all gay homofaggots reside. If you live here you must suck Trump's cunt. I swear to Jesus the stores here are made of cardboard and smell like a rich persons rectum. All the kids think there rich. Personally I would tongue punch a Burley in there fartbox and make them puke.

Burlington Mass is one fuckin shithole of a metropolis.

by Masscrack January 14, 2019

weapon of mass destruction

1. (n) a poor excuse to boost approval ratings
2. (n) something Sadaam got rid of in the '80s/'80s but the US never did

note to Truth Speaker:
How do you get rid of raw materials for weapons of mass destruction besides using them?

Bush: there are Weapons of Mass Destruction! Let's liberate (read: terminate) them (read: boost my approval ratings)

by the1337h4xz0r November 9, 2003

weapons of mass destruction

Modern equivalent of the Holy Grail: they may never be found, but they sure provide impetus for Christian westerners to crusade into the Middle East and kill brown people.

"Monty Python and the Weapons of Mass Destruction"

by Colin January 18, 2004

1962 Latin Mass

The 1962 Latin Mass missal, was promulgated by Pope John the 23rd. This came shortly after the Post-1955 Holy Week.

The FSSP uses the 1962 Missal

Sedes👺: What Missal do you heretics use?

FSSP: We use the 1962 Latin Mass Missal.

Sedes👺: Hah, you are heretics! We use the 1570 Missal of Pius V! Mhwahhaha!

FSSP: Why are we heretics?

Sedes👺: You are in Communion with the heretic Bergoglio. Anyone in communion with him is a protestant heretic!

SSPX🤓: Actually, your statement is erroneous. Being a protestant is one or a multitude of persons who are against the Pope. Thomas Cramner and many other protestants called the Papacy evil or heretical, the same what you are doing right now.

Sede👺:😱

by Skyrim550 December 16, 2021

school mass rape

Where a bunch of guys go into a school and rape all the women at gun point.

Did you hear about that school mass rape?

by Deep blue 2012 August 6, 2010

Pontifical High Mass

A solemn Mass celebrated by a Bishop or Cardinal. This Mass could be celebrated at the Throne or Faldstool. The Bishop are assisted by four minor ministers of the Crozier, book, Mitre and candle (three at the Faldstool).

Cardinal Raymond Burke celebrated a Pontifical High Mass at the local FSSP.

by Skyrim550 February 10, 2022