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Mario Mario 

Mario "Jumpman" Mario is a plumber born in Brooklin New York on October 11th (year unknown) alongside his younger twin Brother Luigi Mario, he later discovered the Mushroom Kingdom thanks to Princess Peach Toadstool and is now living there permanently.

He is the star and main character from the Super Mario franchise, the most successful video game franchise of all time and he is widely known as the most popular character originating from a video game, even exceeding Mickey Mouse in popularity with children.

Mario is a typical human with extraordinary (near god-like) abilities, that includes:

Super Strength: Mario has been shown lifting entire castles weighting Millions of tons and even carryring a Neutron Star weighting about 750 Septillion tons.

Super Speed and reflexes: Mario has performed many incredible speed feats over the years, being mostly portrayed as massively faster than light, even faster than time and space in some occasions.

Super Stamina: Mario took several impressive blows and crushes througout his adventures, survived many atomic bombs with huge amounts of Megatons of force, even survived his own universe collapsing and resetting and took hits from Dreamy Bowser, a being who is apparently as powerful as he wishes to be, making Mario theoritically more powerful than anything that ever existed and will ever exist.

...and the list goes on...

Mario is often plumbing as his main occupation, but has to rescue Princess Peach from Bowser Koopa on a daily basis
Mario Mario by Plasmariel August 2, 2020

Mario Judah

Mario Judah is a American singer, rapper, songwriter, and record producer. In 2017, the 18-year-old Judah began producing music. Three years later, he released his first commercial single "Die Very Rough," as well as for his playful criticism of American rapper Playboi Carti for not releasing his second studio album, Whole Lotta Red.
Mario Judah by Dicord Nigga lmao January 20, 2021

Mario Smarty 

When someone is incredibly talented at Mario Party. Not just lucky, but has pure, god-like talent.

Also, one who does not pick a woman character. They always lose. Pick a man.

They always win.
Gstache beat me 46 times on Mario Party, he is a Mario Smarty. Fo sho.

I can't believe JBN picked Daisy, he got creamed 46 times; I didn't even have to use my Mario Smarty powers
Mario Smarty by JBN Gstache May 4, 2007

mario mosh pit 

An object in the game Second Life. When placed on the ground or worn, thousands of Paper Marios begin bouncing in the surrounding area. Usually used as an annoyance.

Often used by the Patriotic Nigras.
ebaumsworld user: Mario Mosh Pit for the win!

SLfag: F***ING MARIOS S*** I WILL KILL YOU NIGRAS.

Mario Karted

An act performed during sexual intercourse. When your partner is about to reach climax you throw a banana peel in (his, her) mouth, and then smack (him, her) in the head with a turtle shell.
I met this chick at the bar last night, and she was pissed when I Mario Karted her while we were hooking up.
Mario Karted by ShadyKev August 18, 2011

Mario & Luigi 

One of the hardest,best-designed,most dificult,
most-complicated,most-annoying,
video games I have ever played.
There is almost literally a boss
for every single area.
Mario & Luigi Superstar Saga.
Mario & Luigi by May. March 20, 2004