marcus

the guy that kills people for no reason he just thinks he's still playing gta 5

stop being a marcus we're just here to rob the bank

by DR.chokeonmacauqe October 12, 2021

Marcus

People named marcus are mostly asian, they tend to have a tiny dick and wear glasses. But their biggest quality is that they can be goofy and serious when needed.

You are such a marcus

by Projiji November 21, 2021

Hot Marcus

Warm, budget tequila served in a plastic cup.

Bartender, serve me a hot Marcus!

by Brakes4Nuttin September 27, 2021

Marcus

A complete idiot. You don't want to be like him. Keep away from Marcus

That guy is such a Marcus

by ihatemarcus420 November 6, 2020

Marcus

A certain individual who takes advantage of drunk girls by groping them. This specimen also chats out of his arse to compensate for his very small willy.

"feel my shins" (proceeds to rub hand up thigh) - this man is a marcus

by anonymous November 10, 2021

Marcus

A typical long badass mf who knows every meme in existance.

Marcus: Hello there!

Me: Hi.
Marcus do you know Bofa?
Me: No who is that
Marcus BOFA DEEZ NUTS

by MR.Cool Urban Guy October 24, 2022

Marcus Lorenzo

A cheating, lowlife scum who smokes w*** out of a Chewits wrapper. Absolute cunt who fucks girls about!

Person 1: was talking to a Marcus Lorenzo on tinder yesterday.
Person 2: Oh No! Did you get out safely?

by £ltonB0y April 6, 2020