log pusher

Just another of many names for a poofter or gay man.
Lets get out of here these pricks are all log pushers!

I'm not going to that gym any more it's full of log pushers.
by MADANGEL August 15, 2005
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Pocket Log

The act of taking a dump into some toilet paper and then wrapping the shit to put in your pocket for safe keeping.
Chris: Xavier, is that a pocket log I see in your pocket you sick fuck!
Xavier: Why yes! I was saving it for lunch.
by Chris Ramage January 22, 2009
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Log Flume

Similar to an upper decker, however the turd is taken in the upper tank of a gravity fed toilet (those which the tank is suspended 6ft up). When flushed the turd is sent flying down the pipe fed by gravity and makes a large splash similar to that of a log flume ride.
"Woah! Man I've just been log flumed!!"
by Josh Bird September 09, 2006
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Spinach Log

The solid green dump taken after eating too may greens, particularly spinach.
Man, I tore into the thanksgiving vegetables and ended up dropping a huge spinach log the next morning.
by Dan A. November 30, 2009
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food log

hey man u wanna go get some food logs?
by FidelChatstro July 22, 2008
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natural log

natural log is logarithm to the base n. written as ln in mathematics, and prounced as lun in punjabi , which means DICK
take natural log = shove up my dick
by rococo.dictates August 19, 2011
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Log Jam

When having sex with a chick and she starts taking a shit, you stick your dick in her ass, creating a log-jam
"I was banging some chick last night and she started to take a dump, so I had to give her the log jam"
by sascode November 11, 2005
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