Light Speed

The speed at which the car in front of you is traveling which assures you'll get caught by the upcoming traffic light.

Passenger: Do you think we'll make it through the upcoming green light before it changes?
Driver: Nope, the idiot in front of me is going light speed.

by Valet Parking Hater January 21, 2015

light boy

The name of a guy that is a suspected homosexual but not confirmed yet. Everyone nows that he is but he hasn't come out of the closet yet so the people around are being nice and trying to get him out to people.

Devon: Hey are you inviting that fag to the party?

Josh: Yeah, everyone said that it would be nice..."hey, light boy you're invited to my party"

Ricky(light boy): Oh my god really!!!

by devon0927 February 15, 2012

light switch

A very small penis, usually belonging to someone of Vietnamese descent.

Wow, Tri is like a Light switch down there.

DAAAAAAAAAAMN GIRL, his dick was so little it looked like a light switch.

The Right switch may be rittle, but you riked it a rot.

by rittle redhead October 18, 2008

Light Skins

A person who wants to talk about racism all the time and saying the n word is bad when they say it but one of their parents is white.

Person of any other race:Wassup my N*gga
Light Skins:Did you just say the N Word your so racist
Dark skin:Its cool

by SomeRandomPersonYouDontCareAbt October 21, 2020

light mode

people who use light mode eat shit and suck on old mens toes

don’t be a light mode user.

“yo alan is sucking old man dave’s toes”

“ah, he must be a light mode user”

by imoldmandave April 15, 2022

Light blue nails

Light blue nails means you're a fucken poes

" nunu probably has light blue nails because she's a poes"

by Stongaman May 31, 2021

Light Socket Dick

When a male or Shemale inserts there dick into a working light socket.

Todd: "Haha Raza, you gott be Light Socket Dick this time!!!"
Raza: "Awwweh Buttlips"

by PoopKyle October 20, 2008