Krusty keblar

When you don't wipe up your seman after masterbation and it sticks to your underwear.

Man my dick hurts after that krusty keblar

by fatcat346 October 4, 2002

Krustbucket

A person who is extremely janky. They usually smoke large amounts of marijuana and are very petite sized.

DANNNG look at that krustbucket.

by adfhajksdhfakjsdhfjdsf June 6, 2010

krusticate

verb- the act of lethargic and slobish behavior resulting in an unclean and hippie-ish appearance or state of being. usually developed over a series of lazy days.

are you just gona sit around the house all day and krusticate!?

by defmaN5000 January 16, 2011

krusty cum

Fucking a girl until she cums, and not cleaning it of your dick.

Dude, I fucked her so hard I forgot to wipe the cum off my dick.

Oh shit what happened?

It turned into krusty cum.

by UtterFucker June 26, 2014

krusty chum bucket

The sexual act of eat out a woman's crab infested chum bucket (vagina).

I met this girl last night. I gave her a krusty chum bucket.

by Capt. Phillips August 6, 2016

Krusty Crab

When sweat, soap, or dirt get caked under your ball sack and causes it to crust.

Being defined as, "Oh man, that dirty job gave me a severe case of the Krusty Crab."

by LissaBug April 6, 2017

The Krusty Trump

The Krusty Krab but President Trump owns it. At the Krusty Trump, the signature meal is the Trumpy Patty. President Trump is the owner and founder of this restaurant. He doesn't want anyone but his supporters to know the Trumpy Patty Secret Formula, especially his political rivals like Joe Biden and Hillary Clinton. Unfortunately, it had to file for bankruptcy. Here is how a Trumpy Patty is made: Trump makes the burger or Trump is cloned and the patty has Trump meat. Not only Trumpy Patties are served at the Krusty Trump, Trumpperoni pizza, Trumpy combos, Trumpy shakes, soda, Trumpy Dogs, Trumpy cake, Trumpy coffee, Tea, dessert, etc. Note that the Trumpy Dog is the Krusty Dog but with Trump making the hot dog or the hot dog being made with Trump meat.

I went to the The Krusty Trump and I saw groups of Trumpanzees chanting pro-Trump slogans, fighting, and drinking beer.

by 1234567890abcdefghij September 30, 2020