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Kobe bryant 

The guy on the news says Kobe was a great guy, then corrects himself and says a great basketball player. If Kobe really raped anybody, he wouldn't be missed the way he is, his family wouldn't miss that kind of guy. Like Mike Tyson, Kobe Bryant is crazy enough to do something that wasn't a good idea, (for Kobe having sex with someone other than his wife wasn't a good idea) but that doesn't make the guy a rapist. No matter who wants to make them look like one, Kobe and Mike Tyson are not rapists, and Michael Jackson is not really a pedophile, they're crazy, weird people, so people offer a lot of misinformation about them, but don't remember them for what they did in life, instead they want people to remember them the way they want them to be remembered, and its bullshit. Everybody seems to think something bad would happen if they said anything different than what the media says about it, so they seem scared to say any of their thoughts about it to anybody, unless their thoughts are the same as what the media says happened.
Kobe Bryant was a great guy, and some people won't apologize to his accusers or to feminists for saying it.
Kobe bryant by Solid Mantis January 27, 2020
a way someone describes a helicopter crashing into somethinng
did you here about how that dude kobed into the mountain
kobe by Chonky_longkey February 3, 2020
A very chill person to be friends with always tries to be on the innocent side. Hoe less, bitch less but sexy asf.
I wanna be friends with koyes
Koyes by Koyes November 22, 2021

Wilt and Kobe Show 

A match-up between a talented center and a guard on opposing teams. A reference to Wilt Chamberlain and Kobe Bryant. Described as a basketball player who is high in stats and is winning the game.
Shaquille O'Neal is a part of the Wilt and Kobe Show right now.
a variant of k.b. or kime/kind bud
can you get me that kobe?
kobe by kepkka July 28, 2004
Taking advantage of a member of the opposite sex in regards to instant fornication. Forcing one's self upon an unwilling younger participant. See also Big Ben-ing
This chick wasn't into my shit so I started kobeing and she stepped up real quick.
kobeing by justin_minkler March 6, 2010