Gumbo's Knob

An expression used to insult men with tiny penises, with great sarcasm, as no-one has got a cock the massive size of Gumbo.

Commonly used phrases include:

Your cock is tiny compared to Gumbo's Knob.

Gumbo's Knob is just the best.

I absolutely need something as huge as Gumbo's Knob.

by Shoft-Cock July 20, 2011

Chicken Knob

A swirling vortex of grease, slobber, and nasty black chicken in an otherwise good peice of meat.

Hamlord- Dammit I just ate a giant chicken knob.
Blarpkin- That sucks.

by Knoblord March 17, 2009

Knob Swallower

Someone who really pisses you off. Undertakes homo activites.

Adam: "Jonny shagged Paul's missus last night!"

Steve: "He's a fuckin' knob Swallower!"

by BallBagBob August 30, 2009

fat knob

a fat knob is a chubby penis.

"that boy ej has a really small fat knob"

by Young Chubb October 24, 2015

Nose Knob

Zoology. A nose knob is the black part at the end of a dog’s face. Together with the snout it forms the nose of the dog.

I was sound asleep until my dog stuck her cold wet nose knob in my face.

by BeagleBagel September 27, 2018

Blobby Knob

When the penis is infected and is oozeing puss.

King Henry VIII had a very Blobby Knob!

by Spermicidal Maniac May 18, 2009

knob wallet

a ladies prick purse,
a place where the gentleman can make a deposit using his minge plow.

''christ its cold in the sea today, my cock will look like a cocktail sausage'' said dave to his sister whilst swimming. '' don't worry '' she replied ,'' you can pop it in my knob wallet later to warm it up''

by rupert- trumpington-cornflake February 27, 2009