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san jose
Full of midwesterners and Asians migrating to the Bay Area for dull tech jobs, San Jose boasts being the most expensive place you can't figure out why you spent your money on it in the nation, probably the world. Like smog? Like traffic? Like competing to go out and shop? Like "multiculturalism" without real diversity (i.e., diversity of income, mentality, thought, and expression)? Like seeing artists shuffled off to borning tech jobs because if they don't the city will brutally swallow them financially? Like a downtown that caters entirely to suburbanite commuters and then shuts down on Sunday, leaving nothing but bums and bummed renters? Like being close to a place just like where you are but with a dirty beach? Like a university that cares a rat's ass about the humanities but boasts that it "powers Silicon Valley" by providing no-brained training for jobs that anybody can learn and that corporations should pay to train people on? Like 5 types of cops on your block? Scared of urban life? Like cowtowns with Sushi? Like seeing friends sucked back into a hopeless vortex because San Jose "is all about the people"? Like men? Got rice? . . . Try San Jose! You'll love it.
San Jose took every last penny I had and all I got was this stupid jaywalking ticket.
San Francisco is San Jose's amusement park.
San Jose: Where $100 K equals $60 K almost anywhere else, but I still can't find anything edifying to spend it on . . . guess I'll go to Valley Fair and buy more clothes, or maybe those implants.
San Francisco is San Jose's amusement park.
San Jose: Where $100 K equals $60 K almost anywhere else, but I still can't find anything edifying to spend it on . . . guess I'll go to Valley Fair and buy more clothes, or maybe those implants.
san jose by James McGee August 24, 2006
Josef Mengele
An SS Doctor in WW2 that preformed horrific medical experiments on the prisoners in Auschwitz. Mengele also directed new Auschwitz prisoners to thier fates; to until death or to be turned into a corpse within an hour.
Before the liberation of Auschwitz he began his life as a fugative living in various locations around Europe before departing for Argentina. He lived out the rest of his days in South America. He died after havig a stroke while swimming in the ocean, 1979. He never spent a day in prison for his crimes against humanity and to this date, his family refuse to claim his remains.
Before the liberation of Auschwitz he began his life as a fugative living in various locations around Europe before departing for Argentina. He lived out the rest of his days in South America. He died after havig a stroke while swimming in the ocean, 1979. He never spent a day in prison for his crimes against humanity and to this date, his family refuse to claim his remains.
Josef Mengele by Garth Vanderhoff August 5, 2010
dirty jose
The Dirty Jose is a traditional love making skill from a small town outside of Guadalupe, Mexico. After bringing his swollen member to climax in the buttocks of his partner, the man proceeds remove the cum and fecal mixture and put in in his partner's belly button. He then makes sweet, slow love to his partner's belly button with his right index finger (using your left finger is considered inappropriate and is highly frowned upon in most circles).
I find that wearing a low-ride thong makes it much easier for my BF to dirty jose me after he humps my anus.
dirty jose by Owena Anderjohnson March 14, 2007
joseff
joseff by Paoraalbert69 February 5, 2018