New Jersey Nasal Spray

this action involves using the nasal passages as a way of stimulating the penis in order to get it to climax resulting in the penis blowing its load in the recipients lungs which gives the recipient the ability to blow cum or skeet bubbles.

Casey got New Jersey Nasal Sprayed by Dice which resulted in him being the wedding bubble maker.

by Dirt Murph January 29, 2008

It's A Jersey Thing

When you, or someone, do something insanely stupid and pointless (usually aggressive behavior) that there's no need for an explanation.

Also, if someone complains about their appearance way too much than is ever needed.

Guy1: Why did the guy make a big deal out of his skin color not being too Orange & start a huge fight with everyone?

Guy2: ... It's A Jersey Thing.

by LogicalPsycho2323 October 17, 2010

Jersey Donut

A ring of feces left by the anus of a cat or dog with poor hygiene.

Dude, look at the jersey donut Dameon's cat left on your pants!

by Dameon September 16, 2004

new jersey

New Jersey is the realist state on earth, we dont have fake TV shows like California. Nj smells like... Trees. We have awesome beaches and rolling hills. Everything in jersey rocks. and the only people that disagree have never been here, or have only been near obnoxious New York. We are the 6th richest state, and somerset is the RICHEST county in america.

Yes Nj is the best state.. and anyone who disagree's can come kiss my ass

mmhm. That New Jersey Beach is awesome

by SexyBrad2 October 4, 2005

south jersey

jersey is full of druggies pot heads and sluts. BUT we love it. we got the worst schools but good fights. we say wooder, tawk, cawfee yo and dude a lot and we loveee saying legit. animal braclets are the bomb! if u dont have any then u dont live in township. ITS JERSEY! not josiey, no one says that! no one in jersey calls it NEW jersey. wawa franks pizza and regal is the place to be. soda not pop or cola. we say yea not yes and its cuz not because and hanging out at skater's choice in 6th grade ment that u were "cool" but now if u go to a party and bring beer ur cool.yo smoking weed at the bus stop is wat everyone does. hogies and cheesesteaks- yea man. jersey and philly have the best cheesesteaks and pizza. fast food almost every night its down the shore not the beach. carnavials=<3 there are so many hollister fags. clearview sucks ass! we say ur mom a lot and we talk about sex in almost every sentence and we curse a lot not cuss, curse! yea we can drive, its not us thats the problem, its u so fuck off yea we are stuck up so if ur from jersey u think ur better then everyone else and its true dont mess with us, we got italian or irish tempers. we are very random people. peace to u and ur mother.

new yorker: i can kick your joisey ass! your so gay from south jersey and all now go and get me some water

jerseyian: naw man i will fuck u up so fuck u, u fucking cunt get ur own damn wooder btw ur mom is a great fucker

by yoimcool26 February 10, 2010

Jersey Shore

a tv show you watch when you want to be thrown into a mental hospital.

the most fagtastic thing to hit tv.

Abby: Hey, Gina, why are you watching Jersey Shore?
Gina: My rent is overdue and I'm gonna get kicked out, I'm trying to get into a nice mental hospital.
abby: oh.

by fagomaniac July 20, 2011

south jersey

You go to a north jersey school and they all make fun of the way you say your "o"s because they just dont know how to fucking say it. North jersey is scum to you. you LOVE hoagies and might have even worked in a hoagie place. u know where to get a good cheesesteak and even if u dont really like wawa u still rep it. Philly is your city and u dont care how many times the phillies or eagles have let you down, you STILL love them and support them. North jersey really is its own state. SOUTH JERSEY IS WHERE ITS AT BABY and ill take being a hippie over being an uptight NY wanna be any day.

South jersey is just the shit

by Sozz November 8, 2005