Jerk-off

(noun) An insult. Can mean idiot, moron, inbred sun of a bitch, etc.

Biggie: go get me a sandwich

Angry Italian: okaya fine, ia hate-a you

Biggie: this isn't a sandwich, its a popsicle. Nice job jerk-off

Angry Italian: Oh I'lla jerka you off

Biggie: what?

by Brennan Kennedy May 22, 2005

JERK

A popular dance originating in Los Angles C.A...also known as the reject/rejerk...

also a popular phrase used amongst teens in LA

Ay ma niggz that party was jerkin.

Do you jerk?

by Big Jerk April 27, 2009

circle jerk

A group of men who stand in a circle and use the right hand to masturbate for the man behind him. Usually a big hit at parties! Its all usally for a good cause.

The circle jerk at your house last night was great!

by circajerkgalore April 29, 2010

circle jerk

The principle guiding force behind 70-104% of all Internet communities or message boards.

Occupies the top point of the Internet Pentagram of Virtual Idiocy along side:
Flame-War
Meme
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Blog

I'm sorry, I'm not going to be able to come in to work today, I just got back from seeing Aliens Vs. Predator while playing the latest Final Fantasy game on my PSP after watching the Superbowl with my Dolfies dressed like Link from Legend of Zelda, and I should be going on and on about it with stupid people who can't spell.........circle jerk

by Lig Na Baste January 14, 2008

circle jerk

When a bunch of males sit in a circle and jack off infront of eachother all at the same time. Mostly used for initiations.

george bush

by Anonymous April 10, 2003

Suicide hotline jerk

When calling into a suicide hotline, you jerk off as you tell the operator your story. As you get more emotional, you increase the speed of you jerking off. For those who are participating in this act, it kills two birds with one stone by relieving stress and having some sexual action.

As I told the operator my sob story, I came closer and closer to cumming, all while telling her about how I wanted to kill myself. The suicide hotline jerk has saved me many many times.

by tyreethus_mento September 12, 2017

jerk-a-holic

Like a workaholic or an alcoholic, only addicted to masturbation instead of alcohol or work.

Jimmy is a right jerk-a-holic. He hasn't seen sunlight in weeks!

by Elvo July 16, 2007