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Just got Jerry Springer. 

When a relationship gets complicated due to friend, family member, or x boyfriend getting your girlfriend pregnant. Ultimately ending in a break up.
Me and my girlfriends relationship just got Jerry Springer. She's pregnant with her X husband. There divorce was final three months ago. Had to break up. They got back together. Her x was my good friend.bill

just built a tree fort 

An inconspicuous term used to notify friends that you had intercourse for a long period of time. That you figuratively just "camped-out" at her "site".

(aka= was building a tree fort)
GUY1: "So what did you do last weekend?"
GUY2: "well, not much. . . just built a tree fort"

Just Inquesadilla 

An experimental form of birth control designed for the utmost discretion by the Mexican Government, the Just Inquesadilla is a traditional Mexican entree topped with Whoopsie Daisy seeds which serve to kill off the previous nights' mistakes with precision and subtlety. Los Abortionez con Queso
As President Alvarez's top political advisor, I suggested he feed his mistress a Just Inquesadilla so that no baby could ruin his time in office or his extra curricular activities with his sister.
Just Inquesadilla by Stevie LaLa November 5, 2015

Just Poofing 

Having consentual sex with another man in order to relieve sexual frustration.

No acts of intimacy, such as kissing.
First con:

"Came by your cell earlier and seen a guy hanging off your dick"

Second con:
"Gets lonely. It's just poofing and don't mean a thing"
Just Poofing by TnD-GSC July 24, 2016

just dave 

When someone is Just Dave.
just dave by Just Justin June 21, 2017

just a minute 

A very old, very British radio game show on the BBC.

Created by Ian Messiter, hosted by Nicholas Parsons. First aired in 1967, now has produced over 800 episodes from different venues across the UK.

Features four witty, articulate linguists (actors, comedians, famous people etc.) trying to talk on a subject without deviation, repetition or hesitation. Good laughs and a healthy amount of banter are almost always present. (often at the expense of the show's host)

Notable Players include: Sir Clement Freud, Peter Jones, Derek Nimmo, Kenneth Williams, Paul Merton
Most common sayings of just a minute:
"And as the minute waltz fades away..." - Nicholas

"The audience enjoyed your interruption so we'll give you a bonus point" - Nicholas
just a minute by treblue October 8, 2017