Sprite Canned

(Verb)

When your good buddy fucks an eligible girl after two dates, then never calls her again...thus rendering her useless as a future sexual mate. Similar to your buddy grabbing a can of Sprite from your fridge, opening it, taking one sip, then putting it back in your fridge.

I was totally gonna ask out this chick Haley on Bumble, but Jeremiah “Sprite canned” her last month.

by Bullfrog2BBB March 6, 2019

Can of schlecht

A can of cola

Im away for a can of schlecht

by Scott Schlecht July 16, 2018

Slop-Can

A messy garbage pail.

trash can

by Bailey April 6, 2004

Floorbage Can

The floor behind the driver's set in a car.

Passenger: What should i do with my empty red-bull can?
Driver: Toss it in the Floorbage Can

by theFANUM February 12, 2010

but can it do this?

This is how to reply to someone when they feel as if the chair you are selling is too expensive.

Random Person : $399? For a chair? That’s too much!

Felix : but can it do this?

by uhh may January 21, 2018

crusher can

A 32oz can of beer (usually economy brands like Milwaukee’s Beast)

“Get me a Beast Light crusher can at the liquor store while you’re out.”

by Fluxcore December 13, 2017

Canned Corn

When someone says gives the same corny response everytime.

"How's your day going?"
"Better now"
"Don't give me that canned corn, how are you really doing"
"Honestly, I'm surprised I got out of bed today"

by Ianthevedge April 21, 2021