Dutch Mule

When straddling someone's back while they are asleep, facing the opposite direction. The assailant then pulls the sleeping person's pants down, puts a finger in their ass, and hangs on for the ride as the unsuspecting victim tries to throw them off.
Everyone that shares a room with Jason gets a Dutch Mule sooner or later.
by Dari Rama May 26, 2015
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Dutch Volcano

When a woman, or man, shoots semen out of the anus in the downward dog position.
John came in janes ass and she did a Dutch volcano all over johns face.
by Rob-tard July 01, 2010
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Dutch Firecracker

A very small, but loud fart that almost hurts when it comes out , and when it slaps your butt cheeks together.
Guy 1) Oh that Mexican food is giving me a lot of Dutch Firecracker (s).

Guy 2) Same. I think im getting a bruise
by Winnie_The_Shit July 18, 2011
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Dutch Putter

Similar to the Dutch Rudder, this is a friendly masturbation technique. The one performed upon sticks a finger into his/her anus, and the performer begins to move the former's arm back and forth causing them to finger their own asshole.
1. Take finger
2. Stick it in ass
3. Have a friend move your arms around.
4. You have completed the Dutch Putter.
by Keith W and Ryan J July 08, 2009
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Dutch Narwhal

A Dutch Narwhal is when you swim with a shit hanging out your ass
Tom:Swimming Was Horrible
Matt:Why?
Tom:I Had A Dutch Narwhal
by wizardthelizardbro July 20, 2013
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Dutch party

A term used by Americans to describe a party where each guest brings some snack and drink themselves, rather than the host providing them. This type of party is very uncommon to actual Dutch people, who call it an "Amerikaans feest" or "American party".

A truly Dutch party involves congratulating all the other guests with the birthday of the host, and sitting in a circle talking to other guests who you may only know trough the host, whilst eating cake or pie provided by the host (home made traditional Dutch apple pie: appeltaart, which origin predates the existence of the US, is especially common). Dutch parties are very gezellig.
Henk: "Hey, I'm throwing a Dutch party and you're invited!"
John: "Thanks, so I should bring some food and drinks, right?"
Henk: "No, that's an American party, I'll be making appeltaart for everyone! Don't forget to congratulate all the other guests when you arrive, though."
by Bright and Nerdy August 06, 2020
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Dutch Oven

to fart under covers and then pull the covers over your or someone elses head
chris fainted when i gave him a dutch oven
by Dude Dan January 16, 2003
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