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Buy your mom an iPhone

Stop trying to draw attention to the real underlying problem and start helping to perpetuate it instead.

When asked about the problem of texting green/blue bubbles in the US, Apple CEO Tim Cook told a reporter to "buy your mom an iPhone" instead of actually addressing the problem that Apple's lack of RCS was causing.
I hate driving, but I don't feel safe riding my bike next to all those enormous cars. Whenever I bring it up though, all the car-brains just tell me "buy your mom an iPhone".
by anonymous December 21, 2023
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iphone galaxy

The phone that the older generations believe to be popular with the kids
Malcolm! Have you seen that spoilt little bitch on her iPhone galaxy? These kids are all the bloody same!”
by Tomfoolery80 January 3, 2020
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iPhone

a device that gets bigger each year
apple we now have face scan it's like nothing before

other companies we dislike 4 yrs age ya dum dum
dum dum iPhone
by mo kksmis king of kksims April 15, 2021
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iPhone 13 mini

The iPhone 13 mini is the equivalent of the airbus A318. Its small size crippled its battery life and hampered sales. Same with the airbus A318. It was too small and its engines burned more fuel than expected so airlines didn’t want to operate it. It’s still in service with Air France, but will eventually be replaced by the A220.
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iphone air

the iphone air is the result of letting Tim Cook too much…. in fact he overcooked!
by Apple=Airbus, Samsung = Boeing September 23, 2025
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iPhone

Timmy: I bought the new iPhone 14 Pro Max
Justin: You just wasted your money
Timmy: You mean my parents money
Justin: *leaves*
by SoaR Renegade on Apple Music February 25, 2024
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iPhone rice

The old random rice that nobody will ever eat and is left in the cupboard solely for the purpose of drying out a wet I-Phone.
"dude, I'm starving! Can i cook up some of this rice in your cupboard?"
Stay away from that, man! That's my iPhone rice!
"Dude, gross!"
by pdiddy19 February 20, 2017
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