hump day

The middle of the week, can be found on any given Wednesday or any other day in which I choose to hump you and or your mouth.

Jay "Ay michelle .. you know what day it is?
Michelle"No, what day is it?"
Jay " its hump day, so come here and get humped today."
Michelle. " well I suppose its alright since it is hump day and all."

by cherrycity October 30, 2013

Dry Humping

The act of thrusting your hips in a way that represents having sex, but you are just humping the dry air.

Damn, I am so horny, I am just going to start dry humping the shit out of this open space and use my imagination.

by I wanna be fine December 7, 2010

Dry hump

Also know as dry sex. It's the act of having intercourse with ones clothing on. I.E. Underwear. Some teenages seem to think it's safer, but let me tell you they never invented a 100% condom for a reason.

Janie: Oh my god, you guys Chris and I just tired dry sex for the first time!

by SunsetRose August 2, 2006

trump the hump

to use a plunger to unclog a toilet

What did you eat last night? I had to trump the hump today when you were done.

by 930 January 14, 2008

mustache humping

when a girl is naked on her hands and knees and a man with a mustach puts his nose into the girls asshole and smashes his mustache up against the girls vagina and smooshes it back and forth.

I cant wait to go home and get busy mustache humping !

by bill amazing packston November 16, 2010

Double Hump

When a woman wears a bra and the cup is too small for her breast, it creates two humps for each breast.

Two girls sitting in a cafe when one of them says, "Look at that girls double hump, doesn't she know that's a fashion faux pas?"

by Meester Fuzzums May 1, 2008

Bible Humping

When you teargas a crowd of peaceful protesters for a photo op with a bible you've never read in front of a church you never go to.

I saw a dicktator bible humping in front of a boarded up church today.

by ABetty June 8, 2020