Goatshagger

A Muslim who has numerous sexual encounters with goats, especially the one from the Middle East and North Africa.

That little goatshagger won't stop whining!

by wordsense March 23, 2024

Gatso'd

When you get flashed by a Gatso branded speed camera

Tom was Gatso'd going 53 in a 30.

by Jack Spank9049 April 9, 2024

Gnats

Goddamnit Jordan! GODDAMNIT! THEY'RE EVERYWHERE!

Hym "Goddamnit Jordan, the gnats are here! My AC unit doesn't stay on indefinitely anymore and now I can't keep it cool enough to keep the gnats out! Hidden Forbidden Garbage-Can needs a static temperature of 55 degrees! It's AT LEAST 77 degrees in here! THIS IS WHY I said you needed to hurry it up! You already missed the juxtaposition of the empty garbage bin with the mounds of garbage! What are you even doing over there!? This is an absolute fucking travesty! Now I gotta run the fan on my AC for an hour... Switch it back over to AC... And then wait for it to cool back down until the gnats go away! Goddamnit! God-DAMN-it!"

by Hym Iam May 5, 2024

Gatso'd

The act of driving past a speed camera over the posted speed limit.

Could be any speed camera (including average speed), not just Gatso cameras.

Jamie: Has Tom got his car?

Terry: Nah he got Gatso'd down the M27 50mph speed limit and he lost his licence in turn as he was on 3 points already on.

by Jack Spank9049 May 22, 2024

gnats cock

a building measurement

" ooof .....thats shelf is just a gnats cock out to fit in that space"

by Gollywobble January 8, 2025

GoatSato

A tiktoker who posts ufc content no sorry Jon Jones content, he does nothing but glaze JJ even shocking others, he also claims he can beat anyone up and used to poost anime content

“So GoatSato uploaded another video of how JJ is the greatest athelete.” “Don’t mind him he’s just glazing Jon Jones again.”

by nonanmestudio January 11, 2025

Goatshimo

The Goat of Jujutsu kaisen who gets flamed for no reason at all despite going against the strongest in the verse and almost killing a jackpot Hakari multiple times.

Bum: The waffled one

Goatshimo: Fuck Yuta

by Rowlsey March 5, 2026