God

something that may or may not exist and is being overwhelmed by millions of wishes every second, and just needs a break.

misinformed person: (asks god for everything on earth and help 24/7)
me: "Jeez dude give him a break"

by I understand logic March 15, 2021

God

שֶׁלִי
אַבָּא

לִי; שיזניט קדוש זה אבא שלי
רגואל: לא זה אלוהים God

by shickhydrocutme October 29, 2020

god

it is god

it is god

by YI71 October 2, 2019

God

yes big brain

You is god

by AmGamerGos January 8, 2021

god

The cause of all life’s problems...

Person 1: the world is so fucked up.
Person 2: yeah it’s all god’s fault...

by // :-0 // June 18, 2018

God

1. A Omnipresent, Omnipotent, and Supernatural being that ascends through time and space, an almighty being, the ruler of the universe. You, yes all of you mortals must worship this being for it is your love and life. A female god is called a goddess.

2. Someone who’s the best at something.

EX1. P1: Hey, what God do you worship?
P2: I don’t worship anything.
P1: oh

EX2. Wow! Whoever made this is a god! I would worship this guy who made this literally!

by Sylvetube February 19, 2018

God

Steffen Karl Stefansonn

Stefon is God looking above us.

by Connor_ok October 25, 2018