Glonk

do be utterly useless, and do absolutely nothing

man 1: "my friend Carlos is so lazy, he does nothing but sit in his living room and eat pizza sometimes, what a glonk!"
man 2: "yeah what a fucking useless glonk."

by Marmite.exe April 29, 2023

glonker

A silly, goofy little cat.

Look at that glonker over there. Everyone loves a glonker.

by WowGeeWhiz September 25, 2023

the glick monster

The Glick Monster is one with the Glicks. He is ready to put down any glick that come in his way.

Oh no Chris, It’s The Glick Monster!!!!!!!

by TheGlickMonster November 24, 2019

Glocken

A word to say when you are rather excited or feeling very hyper and random.
you say it fast and with your thumbs up and give a freaky stare and emphasize your letters. :D

normal person:how are you?
hyperactive person: GLOCKEN (Y) :D
normal person: well thats nice, i like your shoes
hyperactive person: GLOCKERRRRNNN!!! :D

by x L1l MINX 26 April 14, 2009

Glonk

(n.) Does absolutely nothing and dies

"my teammates are being Glonks"

by anonymous February 27, 2020

glockdown

to take glocks (usually two) and run, dive, and shoot with them, killing as many agents or whatever as you possibly can.

1. run 2. dive 3. shoot. 4. look at the slain 5. laugh like a little girl at a tea party

by thelegendaryfightman May 19, 2004

Glockenspiel

Reference to the male sex organs as a whole (aka the males reproductive organ)

Do you shave your glockenspiel?

by 1p4life October 27, 2012