Modern Geezer

Any man wearing blue jeans with white sneakers. Instantly labels you as "old and lame" with no sense of style, regardless of age. Old geezers back in the day wore penny loafers and dress slacks. Today's "modern geezer" sports Wrangler or Lees's blue jeans and white New Balance 608 running shoes.

"I see your dad is going out for dinner looking like a modern geezer!"

"Say what"?

"His jeans and white sneakers. Your dad is so lame!"

by Gipman January 9, 2019

The Long-Nosed Geezer Flip

Carnival event where you have to flip an old man with a tengu mask on over your shoulder. You flip the geezer by grabbiing the nose of his tengu mask and hurling him over your shoulder at a target. The person whose geezer hits the bullseye (or who survives) wins.

Weezer Mcretard always wins the Long-Nosed Geezer Flip every year....but the stingy butthole won't tell me his secret!

by RatchetBoo April 28, 2003

Professor Yeeter Mah Geeter

Is a carrot that tends to be very sexual towards guys.

Professor Yeeter Mah Geeter masturbated to males on porn

by Mr Yeeter mah Geeter July 29, 2019

old geezer

when a male puts his jizz on the females eyes, thus blinding her, then kicks the legs of the female counterpart making it impossible to walk.

I gave that bitch the "old geezer" after last nights performance in the bedroom.

by 420potaddict420 November 3, 2009

geeked as fuck

When you are totally and completly FUCKED OFF WEED!!

Man i got geeked as fuck last night

by halomasta_101 July 7, 2006

geeked up

To be high on crack & weed rolled in a blunt(referred to as a geek) when smoked it makes your heart race and makes you paranoid leading to the term "geeked up"

We gunna go smoke a geek tonight or what?

Damn I was so geeked up!

by Sexy Red 65 December 13, 2007

geezer pleezer

a wannabe geezer. someone who goes to all lengths to impress their geezerfied homies.

'your ugly sister is a geezer pleaser. its bad enough her being so ugly.'

by MC Boonge August 13, 2003