Fordson High School

hmm..where arab hoes like to go so that they can tell their parents that they're doin something good...yea rite..Fordson is where most hoes go to do it and cry that they got pregnant..trust me..i know..i was in the bathroom once and i saw two grls checkin on pregnancy test and screaming-"whats blue! whats blue!"...yea the guys ALL do their eyebrows...they're thinner than most of the grls eyebrows...the guys are man hoes too...the freshman act like theyre the shyt..damm they are so wrong..the teachers are ight and the teaching system is really good...hmm..lets see wat else should we say about fordson... oh ya..its full of Arabss...like me..yea we make terrorist jokes and its pretty funny..yea and they grls go out with the guys but after they break up they find out they they were somewat related..ewww and they actually made out with each other...plus the grls parents would kill her if they found out they actually had a boyfriend.anyway..if u wanna know more juss IM me at= Call Me Slim xo

A Couple in Fordson High School.
Guy-hey baby, wanna get in my car?
Girl-ok ali but this has to be fast
Guy- ok no problem
3 Months Later
Girl-hey ali wats up
Guy- hey baby not much juss tired
Girl-i gotta tell u somethin
Guy-yea wassup
Girl-im pregnant and i think its urs
Guy- oh helll nawww..bitch get the hell outta my life..i used a condom..peace out

by Slim xo September 12, 2006

Ford

A shitty automibile company that sells so many cars because whenever somebody gets suckered into buying one it breaks down two months later and they have to buy another one!

"Oh Jesus my piece of shit Ford broke down and its not even off the assembly line yet!"

by lance penney September 16, 2008

ford

F ucker
O nly
R uns
D ownhill

dont get a damn ford.. im tellin ya

by Dayne Tour September 12, 2003

forced lesbian

A woman who is so ugly no man would ever even think about hooking up with her. Therefore she is forced to become a lesbian with someone just as ugly as herself.

Damn, that girl is so ugly she she has to be a forced lesbian.
I know man i threw up a little just looking at her.

by horse man July 28, 2007

whitey ford

The lead singer of everlast who dissed eminem to jump start his career...so eminem answered back and fucked him up.

eminem: whitey ford cant rap or sing but he wants to do both

by eminem fan no. 1 May 31, 2006

ford middle school

ford middle school, a average sized school. i got lost in it once. many cool people attened FMS, and many not cool people aslo go there. ford is a sucky school.

i go to FMS.

by Jenny September 21, 2003

Harrison Ford's Right Testicle

What you call your friend after he does something extremely dangerous and stupid (i.e. jumps off the house on a Razor scooter and attempts to land in a kiddie pool full of instant jello) and survives.

I can't believe you just peed on that cop, dude. You're Harrison Ford's Right Testicle!

by joshg4 July 30, 2008