Flower Mashed

The reference to a tranny's pussy being plowed.

Ooo girl! I got my flower mashed last night!!!

by Tranny McHooker-face June 28, 2010

flower sandwich

women's genitalia

"the only thing missing from that flower sandwich is my meat."

"her flower sandwich came with extra roast beef'

by mahose December 27, 2010

flowerpoodle

a type of poodle that walks in your front yard all the time and just smells the flowers.

Stan: "Hey Pete, I just bought a poodle the other day."

Pete: "Hey! That's great!"

Stan: "Not really. It's a flowerpoodle."

Pete: "Oh..."

by dogfreaaaaak November 22, 2011

flower-dicked

Someone who asks permission to write on your skin, promises its a flower, then turns out to be a dick.

Dude, I just got flower-dicked by Carlos!

by EmilySunset February 27, 2015

flower boobs

Really nice boobs.

Jules has flower boobs.

by imyourgrandma May 15, 2016

flower mowing

Intentionally doing a job so poorly that you will not be asked to do it again. For example, you do not want to mow the grass so you "accidentally" now down the flowers so no one will ask you to mow the grass again.

He's just flower mowing to avoid being asked to do that job.

by Traveller64 May 21, 2017

Flower Cookie

A pretty, homosexual that looks good enough to eat.

Guy 1: “Check out that hot guy!”
Guy 2: “I’d like to get to know that flower cookie!”

by Trixie Montgomery August 14, 2018