Flegen Flehen

When some phoney learning german tries to say a german word but messes up. To avoid embarrassment he usually says ''Flegen Flehen''

Apparently Jack Flegen Flehen what an idiot

by Zer0sec November 27, 2019

Mediterranean Fleshlight

A male self-pleasure method consisting of a slice of sourdough bread doused with olive oil and balsamic vinegar in which one would proceed to use said improvised device like a fleshlight to climax. Results in a messy, fragrant aroma reminiscent of Italy, Spain, and France.

Josh was late to the party last night because he was too busy buying groceries to construct a Mediterranean Fleshlight.

by xxxyyy321 February 17, 2020

Appalachian Fleshlight

When you hit a deer but you don't want the roadkill to goto waste, so you use it as a fleshlight.

Officer, I was just doing the Appalachian Fleshlight.

by bugprsn May 14, 2023

One Fingered Flesh Saber

An extremely small penis. The opposite of a two-handed cunt cutless.

He thrust his one fingered flesh saber into her beef pretzel and she didn't even notice.

by Boozeturd July 14, 2016

Zombie Eat Flesh

A Restaurant that zombies eat at that serve items such as bone salad and flesh sandwiches

I may be undead but I love this place called
Zombie eat flesh

by Epictailz January 25, 2017

Mac shack fleshlite

When your lonely so you go to McDonald’s to get a warm apple pie

My buddies old lady left him so he went to the McDonald’s and got him a Mac shack fleshlite

by Teamkitten September 14, 2021

flesh wound

A term for the female genitalia, implying that it looks like a large wound.

"I just blasted a load in your mom's flesh wound"
" I ate her flesh wound"

by Ear to the street. February 19, 2010