Failed Lesbian = noun. A woman who craves a sexy man's body but would never touch it, unless he was THAT SEXY, but instead, she would focus all that desire into boning a hot woman..or not so hot woman...as long as it is a woman
Bitch who coined this word: Fuck, i am such a failed lesbian, that guy's bulge is making me so horny. *goes home and fucks the brains out my girlfriend while thinking of the guy's bulge*
by iEatBabiesDuh June 30, 2011
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this is the "gangster" name for Topsfield. A total joke only because kids in Topsfield attempt to be ghetto, and uh yea it doesn't work out so well. If you ever visit Topsfied, be prepared for the ghetto-ness...it's one tough town.
by random June 19, 2006
Get the t-field mug.Landry Fields is a Shooting Guard/Small Forward in the NBA. He was once known for making the secret handshake and sleeping with Jeremy Lin on his couch for a night. Landry Fields is now known for being married to Super-SUPER-sexy model Elaine Alden. (Lets see if the marriage lasts)
Fan#1 :"Hey did you go the game last night?"
Fan#2 :"Yea Landry Fields played 15 minutes right?"
Fan#3 :"YEA, he had like 5 points and 4 rebounds, what a night!"
Fan#1 :"I don't care about Landry Fields, I was staring at his wife! Even though Landry Fields sucks on court.... OFF COURT HE'S A LEGEND!"
Fan#2 :"Yea Landry Fields played 15 minutes right?"
Fan#3 :"YEA, he had like 5 points and 4 rebounds, what a night!"
Fan#1 :"I don't care about Landry Fields, I was staring at his wife! Even though Landry Fields sucks on court.... OFF COURT HE'S A LEGEND!"
by NoDoubleRainbows February 24, 2013
Get the Landry Fields mug.(updated) The area all around us and through us that looks like air and space but is really a pool of energy filled with vibrational information emitted from and by all living things. The Divine Interface. The Flower of Life. The Force. The Matrix. God/Dess. Us.
We, the human species, would be so much more powerful if we acknowledged the FIELD and realized we are ONE, instead of believing we are separate and that none of us are feeling the giant, pulsing, intense, transmission that is our collective vibrational output.
by Exploring Joy September 21, 2017
Get the the field mug.Term used to describe the ring of horny dudes around an attactive woman at the bar. Blocking off any outside contact. Also, see "sausage casing."
Man 1: Why don't you go talk to her?
Man 2: I can't. She's got like a sausage force-field around her.
Man 2: I can't. She's got like a sausage force-field around her.
by coltrane1 January 16, 2008
Get the sausage force-field mug.1. n. a silly adventure. 2. n. a day in elementary school where children do track and field. 3. v. (orig. US Coast Guard) to clean beyond the point of all logic.
1. Those kids had a field day with those squirt guns. 2. I love the shot put at field day. 3. You boys did not field day the head. You just cleaned it.
by theunknowngl October 16, 2004
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