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filthy farting

when you want to fart, you squeeze so hard, some poo( mostly diarrhoea) comes out, wich causes a dirty pants.
oh no!, I did some filthy farting, now the inside of my pants has turned brown!
by fred pretkadet January 15, 2008
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Swedish sex farting bed pisser

the act of having intercourse the passing gas, then pissing one's pants.
Joe: "Dude she's totally a swedish sex farting bed pisser."

Lauren: "Damn dude... She's a keeper!"
by Lauren Berd August 22, 2011
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Farming

During sex the man or woman will shit on the stomach of the other partner and spread it flat. Once you do that, you piss all over it as if you were watering crops.
John: Dude i just farmed my girlfriend!!! :D

Mark: Sweet Dude!!!!.... oh wait that's fucking gross

John: no dude, farming is awesome!!!

Mark: GTFO
by Johncrapsalot January 2, 2012
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Farmington Hills

NOT to be MISTAKEN with FARMINGTON, MI. Farmington Hills is a city in the lower Oakland twp. 100% rich suburbia. Hometown of Harrison High School, and North Farmington High School. Mostly consists of RICH Jews, RICH Chaldeans and White Kids.
Majority of the kids have not been past 12 mile but act like it.

Place of dream homes for many in Detroit.

YES....IT IS Considered WEST side by ALL EAST SIDERS...sorry

The other end of the lodge freeway.Only about 19 miles from Downtown Detroit.

Those from Farmington Hills can not stand those from Farmington. and vice a versa.
Tamika: You from Farmington or sumethin?

Jessica: HELL NO....I am from Farmington Hills.
by CraZY biTcH! December 10, 2008
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farting cup

a cup that is used when u have to fart. U simply fart in the cup. Its a cup that is passed down through families.
Mom! Wheres the farting cup? i had a lot of beens at lunch!
by katie jaeger December 23, 2005
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Faking jacks

The original term comes from the crack game. It means to sell a crack fiend something other than crack. Instead of crack, it is substituted with soap, plaster or some other substance in order to steal the crack fiend's money.
Raheem sold me 4 Jums, but was soap. He is faking jacks
by Imjustsayinh November 30, 2017
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faking

To create a fake particularly in realtion to the practice of faking (using Photoshop to create naked images of well known people)
He's great at faking
by Netfreak September 11, 2006
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