depress-express

a gravely solemn roommate who's academic choices have caused them to be the sole suckling parasite who destroys any joy and or happiness that may be present in the apartment at any given time. This person also the bears the burden of never getting laid due to his/her lack of social skills.

Well here Ryan goes again, riding the depress-express, ALL ABOARD!!!

by boryan February 9, 2009

Siberian Express

Russia's male population has been decimated throughout history through political upheaval and war. Poor but resourceful Russian women have engaged in the practice of freezing their shit and using the frozen dildo to pleasure themselves.

Sasha's "Siberian Express" will be boarding in 5 minutes.

by Zorba44 February 11, 2009

Pony Express

Man with a small penis, who also cums fast.

I never would have banged him if I would have known, that I'd be riding the Pony Express.

by BobTheMob January 8, 2015

Dora the explorer

1. A Nickelodeon Kidshow.

2. A PlayboyTV Strippershow, 15 years from now.

1. XxJamesRocketxxx: DORA THE EXPLORER IS SO SLOW. I MEAN IT TAKES HER 30 DAMN MINUTES TO GET THROUGH A BRIDGE, A FOREST, AND A SWAMP.

2. XxJamesRocketxxx: DORA THE EXPLORER IS SO SLOW. I MEAN IT TAKES HER 30 DAMN MINUTES TO GET THROUGH A ****, A ******, AND A ***.

by Brisk July 6, 2004

dora the explorer

A little Mexican girl, who is getting closer to the American border every day.

Dora The Explorer: Can you see the American border? So can I. So close... *evil look*

by Mattzobaba September 19, 2010

Pineapple express

This is a comedy movie. The word pineapple express id the type off weed (marijuana) which basically gets them into the mess. Great movie. The weed is particularly strong and rare which is why its so funny.

Saul: This is like if that Blue Oyster shit met that Afghan Kush I had - and they had a baby. And then, meanwhile, that crazy Northern Light stuff I had and the Super Red Espresso Snowflake met and had a baby. And by some miracle, those two babies met and fucked - that baby would be the mother of all weed! PINEAPPLE EXPRESS!

Dale Denton: smells the marijuana Wow. This is the product of baby fucking.

by Rancor444 June 9, 2011

Export

An export is a pint sanctioned by a beloved local. Unlike a regular pint, this one is endorsed by the pub, who are entirely happy that you take it home with you, glass and all.

It must be noted that with power comes great responsibility. The glass must be returned within a 24 hour period, lest said privileges be revoked.

Should a member of staff ever question the loyalty of an export beneficiary, his/her door keys must be offered to whomever asks, with an invitation to check said home for unreturned glasses. If a single pub glass is found, said folk be barred for a month.

You: 'What time are you closing tonight?'
Host: 'In twenty minutes'
You: 'May I have a pint now… and an export for later?'
Host: 'Certainly'

by little-miss can't do wrong September 9, 2011