love eggs

a pair of hard egg-shaped artifacts usually joined by a cord. they are "worn" inside the vagina whilst walking/working/dancing etc. to give sexual gratification

you could tell Irma had no panties on. she coughed, tripped, and her love eggs shot out and nearly killed the doorman

by theWestHamfan November 15, 2003

Scotch Egg

The act of wrapping the scrotum (requires impossibly large scrotum), around the head of a sexual partner.

"I scotch egged her"

by Yak Daddy March 12, 2012

Bonus Eggs

when one or both testicles are inserted into the vaginal crevice before or during intercourse.

Skrib inserted one one his lubed up testies into Taya's vagina last night and screamed "BONUS EGGS!".

by Dr. Kielbasa October 6, 2009

Ped Egg

1. noun-Product that shaves away skin from disgusting people's feet.
2. verb-To use above mentioned product on someone else's feet.
3. adjective or adverb-when used to describe the product above as it applies to raunchiness

1. Before I had some really fucked, repugnant dogs, but now that I have this I can go without socks around my family. Thanks ped egg!
2. Jesus Christ! Them shits is fucking AWFUL! Someone should ped egg your ass!
3. Oh my Gawd man. That woman you were talking to last night was fucking skanky. I bet her shit was ped-egg-gross.

by Brian Cain March 1, 2008

goose egg

Zero

The way the number is shaped is similar to a goose's egg.

I played a tennis match and was goosegged, I lost 6-0, 6-0, 6-0

by disco stu September 24, 2003

drop an egg

To become aroused to the point that one spontaneously ovulates, regardless of time in one's menstrual cycle.

That dude is so handsome. He makes me so horny I could drop an egg.

by single-wing March 14, 2009

scrambled egg

Upon ejaculating on a woman's breasts or stomach, the gentleman proceeds to whisk the pool of semen with his penis. Best results occur when both the woman and the penis are kept in constant motion to help create smaller and softer curds.

After she received the scrambled egg treatment, she had to take a shower.

by Internet Warlord April 29, 2008