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Humpty Dumpty

a person who re-defines words to suit himself, rather than using words the way the dictionary defines them.

From Lewis Carroll's "Through the Looking Glass":

`When I use a word,' Humpty Dumpty said, in rather a scornful tone, `it means just what I choose it to mean -- neither more nor less.'

`The question is,' said Alice, `whether you can make words mean so many different things.'

`The question is,' said Humpty Dumpty, `which is to be master -- that's all.'
Person 1: I'm hungry.

Person 2: You don't know the meaning of "hungry" till you've been starving like the hordes in the third world.

Person 3: Bullshit! Look it up in the dictionary, Humpty Dumpty!
by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd April 26, 2010
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Dumpster slut

The lowest of all girls, walks round wearing minimal clothes and is up for any form of sexual contact.
Man, I found a dumpster slut last night, she was ridic in the bedroom, but so slack.
by froggy dizzzzzz May 22, 2009
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cum dumpster

A girl that guys just use to get pleasure out of. These girls are usually just a means to an end(ejaculation). A dirty slut that men only use to dump their semen into.
Jake: I had sex with Amanda last night.
John: I'm not surpised. Two of my boys hit it last week. She is such a fucking cum dumpster.
by Not Your Average DLT January 7, 2008
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Dumpster Fire

1. A complete disaster.
2. Something that gets progressively worse even when you're sure it can't possibly go any more wrong.
3. The Trump Administration
Fuck dude, I don't see how Trump and his minions could make this Dumpster Fire burn any hotter
by Creedford February 15, 2017
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Rusty Dumpster

A person who has to take a shit so badly it eventually begins to peek out and break through like a full load of trash through a hole in an old, rusty dumpster.
I just baked a batch of exlax brownies and fed them to the soccer team. Those guys will be a bunch of rusty dumpsters by the end of the game.
by jefscobal January 25, 2010
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dumpster juice

A girl whose vagina smells like she hasn't washed in a week or two and needs a douche.
If u see a a sexy bitch and her pussy is foul, just holla out go D.J. thats my D.J and that mean her shit is rockin.
by Mupp December 6, 2004
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DUMPSTER DUNK

When you take out the day's garbage to the dumpster you see a homeless woman sleeping inside. So you jump in and fuck the shit out of her and make a big gooey mess all over her with your cum. As you get out yell "Get a job you bum!"
and then throw all of the garbage on her. THIS IS CALLED THE DUMPSTER DUNK!
JIM: Have you seen that hobo bitch that lives in our dumpster?
BOB: Yeah, I just did her ugly and the dumped our trash on her nasty ass.
JIM: Oh-I guess that is why it smells so bad back there, I thought it was a dead animal.
BOB: Nope, just the smell of a DUMPSTER DUNK.
by Cornstar September 8, 2008
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