Doggy dabs

A doggy dab, a little wee brown stain which is often found long after a punishment turd has been found, left urgently by a desperate doggo. The doggy dab is the result of a repeated turtle head poop poking it's little brown head out,

leaving an imprint like a brown jumbo bingo marker, while your dog patiently tried to garner your attention to take it outside to lay it's log safely on the lawn. Don't be surprised to find a doggy dab or ten if you've not been timely with allowing your doggo to enjoy its motions.

I waited in all day for a delivery of cbd vapes, my dog did an indoor shit because I slack on taking him outside, later I found a series of doggy dabs all-over the arm of my sofa.

by pander.to.me November 30, 2023

Doggy Bag

To insert a dogs hairy nuts into the mouth of a person, usually while they are sleeping in an up and down fashion like a teabag.

Me and my dad got our dog Taco to Doggy Bag Johnny while he was sleeping.

by BonerForLife123 July 2, 2021

Doggie Downer

Pro-Animal activists who share disturbing animal cruelty pics/stories on Social Media.

Had to unfollow Sarah McLaughlin ... can't take the Doggie Downer pics.

by OffLeash2017 January 9, 2020

Whole Hoggy Mad Doggy

To pursue something with such ferocity that one begins to lose basic motor functions and most traces of intelligence.

Watch out! He's going whole hoggy mad doggy this game!

by AlpenWolfer May 10, 2021

doggied

A verb for the act of performing the doggystyle position during sexual intercourse.

Damn, Maya really got doggied by James.

by JakeFromHighschool April 6, 2020

Doggy handle

A ponytail

He got behind her, grabbed her by the doggy handle and sent Richard home.

by texmex2000 October 1, 2019

Collapsed Doggy

A • sexual • position • where • the • lady • lies • down facing down, and the guy gets on top of her like a stack of bread, and fucks her from above.

Ayo babe, you down to try some Collapsed doggy later tonight and let me come all over your back?

by appletittiezz January 22, 2024