guntzle dink

A true fucking moron,someone who does and says stupid things constantly

Why would you tell her that .. Good luck getting laid tonight you guntzle dink!

by Captn poop dick August 31, 2017

Dink

The state of being really silly while still being a total dumbass.

Man, my buddy decided to throw himself on the ping pong table at that party last night. What a fucking Dink.

by The_Big_Kahuna1456 March 5, 2019

Dink Muscle

A way of describing a person who acts in such a way of inconsistencies compared to others.

Boy oh boy, Billy is acting like a dink muscle today. Look at him barge through the line to load up on seconds.

by GMA-4-Me December 28, 2018

Dink

The same way that "twink" refers to a skinnier, weaker (gay) man, a dink refers to a smaller (gay) man's penis.

Girl #1: So how did your hookup go last night?
Girl #2: Didn't even happen. He had such a dink.
Girl #1: Oh, that bad, huh?

by Dragon but ass December 28, 2018

Dink

An Australian slang term for giving someone a lift on your bike. Usually, this is done by the passenger sitting on the handlebars or standing on the pegs (metal bars that stick out from the centre of the wheel) of a BMX bike, holding on to the driver's shoulders. Dinky is also commonly used.

School kid 1: "Mum rang me saying she can't pick me up so I have to walk."
School kid 2: "Nah, I'll give you a dink home."
School kid 1: "Cheers mate!"

by ~Emmsies~ December 30, 2018

Dink eye

When one has received cum in their eye from partner and/or partners.

After he gave me a facial I had Dink eye

by Skinnykay420 January 7, 2019

Dink

To dip an object or to clink drinks (what you do after a toast)

To dink cookies in milk.
We dinked the glasses after the toast.

by Loading Name... June 12, 2018