Whatever Sinks Your Dink

a spicy alternative to whatever floats your boat

person 1: you should run over that limp squirrel

person 2:NO, you penis I'll run over the downy woodpecker

person 3: whatever sinks your dink!

by yona420 November 15, 2020

guntzle dink

A true fucking moron,someone who does and says stupid things constantly

Why would you tell her that .. Good luck getting laid tonight you guntzle dink!

by Captn poop dick August 31, 2017

Dink

Someone who is only attractive when you are intoxicated

That guy is such a dink

by cbernier31 September 12, 2021

dink

Another word for “dick”, used often by younger kids as a euphemism

He took a wee-wee from his dink roflol

by Beejsterb February 17, 2022

dink

native slang for small dick

guy 1: you have a small dink

guy 2: your girl still likes it

by smalldink42069 August 17, 2020

Dink

Lover, Boyfriend, Girlfriend, or partner

Omg there goes my dink

by Badb123756 January 18, 2020

Dink

a penis

Jason keeps touching his dink

by 3hoe6 May 4, 2021