Dense

Someone who understands subtleties but misses the big picture in a way that's convenient to them or out of self interest but they don't necessarily realize that they're doing it because they're so stuck in their own world and so used to how things are. Someone that only looks at things from their own perspective but never even considers anyone else's perspective and doesn't realize or appreciate how one sided they are.

For example if you complain that your friend is making you sleep in the living room but you miss the fact that he is letting you stay rent free because he wants to help you out and he doesn't owe you anything but you owe him a lot then your are dense.

Or if my boss yells at me for little things that aren't really my fault but he completely misses the fact that he owes me a ton of money because he can't afford to pay me right now and that he's only paying me minimum wage and he doesn't even pay overtime or doubletime rates if I work overtime or doubletime and he doesn't pay sick pay and he doesn't comply with any of the labor laws whatsoever and when I quit he acts surprised and complains about how everyone quits on him when things are tough and how everyone is such a quitter but doesn't acknowledge or appreciate anyone's effort while they are working for him it's because he's dense (true story).

by Articulate Sarcasm November 30, 2018

natural deselection

Defined as the behaviour and ultimate loss of life of 'chavs' by only ever consuming mind boggling quantities of take away 'food'.

Idiot Chav eats take aways for 15 years ...dies!Death by junk food. Hence 'Natural Deselection'

by Monkit December 11, 2013

desert fever

After you had a big night out and no sleep and hungover as hell, you may get desert fever. Symptoms include: complete lack of motivation; laughing for long periods at small things; swearing; trouble controlling the volume of your voice; tremmors; incoherent sentences; not finishing sentences; may have bruises and/or cuts. Best experienced with fellow sufferers.

fuck im fucken fucked, i need to go to the thing to get the shit cos its all over the carpet. yeah the stuff u know..... desert fever...what a cunt

by buggleberry March 28, 2008

Desert Dick

When a bro somehow gets poison oak on his unit and uses medication such as pills or ointment to dry it out. Resulting in your penis being really dry and unrecognizable.

Ay Vince, Cook got poison oak all over his dick. man, you know he's going to have mad desert dick.

by Cranknes June 4, 2011

desensitization

The reduction of receiver sensitivity due to overload from a nearby transmitter

We desensitized by HF reciever by transmitting music on 6955 kHz all new year's eve

by IrishRepublicanArmy January 1, 2004

Desert

A man that is a player that can get any woman. He super fine, really hot and sexy.

You know what i mean Desert

by thefineassman May 30, 2009

desert head

just like the desert,used to descibe someone with nothing in their head. ie. typical blonde

use ur brain u desert head

by H@rley December 18, 2006