The paternal father of the girlfriend. Specifically, one that has been caught in a major drug sting.
Dudeman: "Did you see Eric girlfriend dad?"
Other Dudeman: "Yeah! Thirty pounds of dro!"
Dudeman: "Eric girlfriend dad!!"
Other Dudeman: "Yeah! Thirty pounds of dro!"
Dudeman: "Eric girlfriend dad!!"
by countcokula12in May 15, 2010
by Jeff Goldblum 101 June 16, 2020
A COD dad is a father, typically of an infant or very young child, who plays Call of Duty online while caring for his child or neglecting the child altogether.
Players online can usually hear a child crying or complaining in the background of a COD dad's living room via the COD dad's mic.
Cod dads are often the subject of ridicule in online game lobbies due to their perceived prioritization of Call of Duty over the welfare of their children.
Players online can usually hear a child crying or complaining in the background of a COD dad's living room via the COD dad's mic.
Cod dads are often the subject of ridicule in online game lobbies due to their perceived prioritization of Call of Duty over the welfare of their children.
(Background mic noise): Whaaa! Whaaa!!! Dad, there's no food in our house!!!
(COD dad): In a bit hon - only 18 more kills until nuke!
(Everyone in the lobby): Hey COD dad, go take care of your kids you negligent jerk!
(COD dad): In a bit hon - only 18 more kills until nuke!
(Everyone in the lobby): Hey COD dad, go take care of your kids you negligent jerk!
by skagg 3 November 06, 2011
When a girl likes you as a friend so much you become a dad to her. No one's as close to a girl as her dad. The consequence is that no girl wants to hook up for her dad.
John looks a little older than the average college student, so all his friends call him "Dad." Because of this, all of the girls call John "Dad" as well, and see him as a father figure to the friend group. John has in effect been Dad Zoned.
by tribefan247 November 19, 2015
A delinquent father who believes that poptarts or any class of similar breakfast desserts high in fructose corn syrup can deliver adequate nourishment for their offspring. This individual usually puts forth minimal parental efforts to care for its young and usually is seen engaging in violent online clan gaming environments while simultaneously providing them with convenient pre-packaged high glycemic index sugary treats instead of proper nutritious options. This nutrition plan promotes discouraging signs of tooth decay fairly early in the child's life.
Me: "The reason we cant stand to be around our nephew for more than 5 minutes is because he is bouncing off the wall from all the poptarts you are feeding him for breakfast and 10 o'clock at night".....
Poptart Dad: "SO IM A POPTART DAD?!? THATS WHAT YOU'RE SAYING IM A POPTART DAD????"
Me: "Well yeah, if you want to call it that THEN YEAH YOU'RE A POPTART DAD!!!"
Poptart Dad: "SO IM A POPTART DAD?!? THATS WHAT YOU'RE SAYING IM A POPTART DAD????"
Me: "Well yeah, if you want to call it that THEN YEAH YOU'RE A POPTART DAD!!!"
by children raising children June 29, 2011
by S_Hurty April 06, 2017
Dad Jokes:
Dad: "What do a tick and the Eiffel Tower have in common?"
Me: "IDC---
Dad: "They are both... *laugh*... PARIS SITES! BAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!"
Me: Oh gawd...
Dad: "What do a tick and the Eiffel Tower have in common?"
Me: "IDC---
Dad: "They are both... *laugh*... PARIS SITES! BAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!"
Me: Oh gawd...
by Mishtah Shmee November 03, 2022