custard skin

when you heat custard and it develops a 'skin' on top of it that looks rank.

kid 1: hey looks its that fat kid.
kid 2: he is so fat his face looks like custard skin.

by greasd up deaf guy February 1, 2010

custard skin

girls who wear too much foundation.

lol look at that girl, she looks like she has custard skin.

by OMFGWTFBBQTRUCK February 4, 2010

Custardfaced

1. A sexual act in which a male showers his partner in a bath of semen so it looks like his partner has just eaten custard.

2. A common euphemism to describe freshmen's interest in custard (the dairy product) while insinuating an interest for getting drunk

1. "I'm so gonna get custardfaced tonight," Nick said to me with zest.

2. Nick, you're totally getting custardfaced tonight!

by Freshman Nick April 28, 2011

custard dumplin

A female from slightly chubby to morbidly obeses that loves putting penises in and or around her mouth, until her face gets frosted like a Krispy Kreme donut

Lisa is such a custard dumplin, she's blown every dude I know.

Things got weird when Kelsey told me and the guys she wanted to be our custard dumplin.

by NinjaMikeD April 28, 2014

Customerable

Technical information presented in such a way that it will not confuse or anger a non-technical customer.

Can you look at this response and make it customerable?

by Collinizeration August 6, 2014

Custard Brain

A "Dead Shit" - cannot comprehend normal activities, conversations. Do not get stuck with a custard brain at a counter.

Just got served by a Custard Brain

by Grazer27 September 16, 2015

custard canon

To shoot off a custard like substance(cum)

My boy friend shot me with his custard canon last night

by Alanalover1216 November 12, 2015