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a mixture of words between frotch dyke and the captain of all captains MR. LT. SR. JR. DR. PhD CAPTAIN "SQWATTER" CRUNCH
a mixture of words between frotch dyke and the captain of all captains MR. LT. SR. JR. DR. PhD CAPTAIN "SQWATTER" CRUNCH
EWW... you see the frotch that walked in the room. yais my penis is inside me. yais... now that is what one would call a dunch crunch
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When being Taco-crunched, the following steps must be done:
1. Get on knees
2. Scream "Por Que!"
When being Taco-crunched, the following steps must be done:
1. Get on knees
2. Scream "Por Que!"
by Almagest June 29, 2011
Get the Taco-crunching mug.A clamping pressure on the nipple, more intense than a pinch but not as painful as a twist. May be used as a medical technique to arouse an unconscious patient.
Claudia was so exhausted from sewing that she fell into a coma. The doctors tried to wake her with a nipple crunch but were unsuccessful.
by MindsEye7 October 17, 2011
Get the Nipple Crunch mug.1. A person appointed to be the shameless promoter of all things party-related; in charge of starting the dance party, maintaining the party atmosphere, being the first to remove an article of clothing and the first to announce that the party is, in fact, going down.
2. A member of a team who resides on the bench for most of the season, can be seen constantly waving a towel, leading "Defense!" cheers from the pine, and only breaking a sweat due to the intensity of their encouragement of the superstars. Usually a white guy; never sits down and never stops yelling; has no fear of harassing the referees or smack-talking the other players because he knows that he'll never go in the game.
2. A member of a team who resides on the bench for most of the season, can be seen constantly waving a towel, leading "Defense!" cheers from the pine, and only breaking a sweat due to the intensity of their encouragement of the superstars. Usually a white guy; never sits down and never stops yelling; has no fear of harassing the referees or smack-talking the other players because he knows that he'll never go in the game.
Every party is just party until you get a designated crunkmaster; then it becomes a rager.
"John is the DJ, the keg-tapper, the bouncer and the cheerleader at this party!"
"That's because he's the designated crunkmaster!"
Look at #23 on the bench, wavin' his towel like he's the designated crunkmaster. White boy's never goin' in the game.
This party is dying...we need a designated crunkmaster.
"John is the DJ, the keg-tapper, the bouncer and the cheerleader at this party!"
"That's because he's the designated crunkmaster!"
Look at #23 on the bench, wavin' his towel like he's the designated crunkmaster. White boy's never goin' in the game.
This party is dying...we need a designated crunkmaster.
by too school for cool January 24, 2012
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