The substance in between a man's ass cheeks that creates skid marks. Also known as butt butter, gack in the crack is usually formed as a result of several components put together. These are:
1) A hairy ass
2) A moist defecation followed by clean up with cheap TP
3) Physical exertion that causes the hairy ass to perspire
1) A hairy ass
2) A moist defecation followed by clean up with cheap TP
3) Physical exertion that causes the hairy ass to perspire
Mike took a hurried dump in the portajohn outside the stadium and then went back to tailgating. It was a long walk back to the pickup and the hot weather made him sweat. By the time he got back to the beer cooler he had some gack in the crack.
by Wiseman July 14, 2006
"Man, all of the sudden, my man wanted to get all cozy and I was just interested in cracking a egg with him."
"Keep going! I'm getting ready to crack an egg!"
"Keep going! I'm getting ready to crack an egg!"
by Mikey DaLux January 14, 2009
To have a second or third round of sex, where the penetration effectively loosens the crust formed by the previous coitus.
The morning after, Johny was so horny he had little choice but to crack a crustie and bone Mary before she showered.
by Mont the 3 legged dog December 20, 2010
That crackhead's been coughing all morning in the ER waiting room. Don't worry, it's not contagious, it's just crack hack.
by St. Furn Obnox March 29, 2017
A large ground crack that has developed on the eastern ridge of Union Gap in Yakima, Washington. It is a source of constant news and social media hysteria, because it threatens a massive landslide that could bury Interstate-82 and dam the Yakima River.
"Hey, have you checked out the latest drone footage of the Yaki-Crack? That sucker could give way any minute!"
by Preacher-Man January 03, 2018
-We were chilling watching Netflix at home yesterday, but Denis kept complaining he's bored and there's nothing to do.
-Yeah, nevermind him, must be his crack ants acting up.
crack ants buttcrack
-Yeah, nevermind him, must be his crack ants acting up.
crack ants buttcrack
by qumay July 23, 2016
by J The Don October 12, 2010