"Man, all of the sudden, my man wanted to get all cozy and I was just interested in cracking a egg with him."
"Keep going! I'm getting ready to crack an egg!"
"Keep going! I'm getting ready to crack an egg!"
by Mikey DaLux January 14, 2009

-We were chilling watching Netflix at home yesterday, but Denis kept complaining he's bored and there's nothing to do.
-Yeah, nevermind him, must be his crack ants acting up.
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-Yeah, nevermind him, must be his crack ants acting up.
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by qumay July 23, 2016

A large ground crack that has developed on the eastern ridge of Union Gap in Yakima, Washington. It is a source of constant news and social media hysteria, because it threatens a massive landslide that could bury Interstate-82 and dam the Yakima River.
"Hey, have you checked out the latest drone footage of the Yaki-Crack? That sucker could give way any minute!"
by Preacher-Man January 3, 2018

A shot consisting of equal parts tequila, Jägermeister, and peppermint schnapps. When I used to bar tend this was my go-to shot for drunk, rude, snobby, and otherwise obnoxious people who, when asked what they would like to drink, look at you blankly and say "Uh... just make me a shot."
Jonny- "Damn that cat just puked all over the urinal in the men's room!"
Me- "Yeah I gave that drunk fuck a pitbull on crack."
Me- "Yeah I gave that drunk fuck a pitbull on crack."
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