condomize

Verb: to apply a condom. A neo-sexy Safe Sex word.

"They love it when you condomize them with your mouth."

"Hold on, let me condomize ya."

by Tragic Rabbit June 19, 2006

Bed Condom

The stretchy sheet you put on the mattress of a bed before putting the actual sheets and blankets on it.

Hey, don't lay directly on the mattress, put a bed condom down on it first.

by RCL93 April 19, 2010

and then the condom broke

When you see a person walking towards you and you are having a conversation, you say "and then the condom broke" right when the person gets in hearing range to freak them out.

*Rachel walks towards Vince and Nicole*
Nicole: ...and then the condom broke.
Rachel: WHAT?!!?

by vinnnifer May 19, 2010

condom chandelier

when you take your used condoms, still with semen in them, freeze them and hang them from your roommate's bed

Justin pissed me off the other day, so i gave him a condom chandelier

by jimbo18 December 21, 2006

Condolicious

An affectionate name for Condoleeza Rice

"Is that you Condolicious?"
- George Bush in Harold and Kumar Escape to Guantanamo Bay

by Mandingoe August 2, 2008

condomhead

a bald man whose head resembles a condom, or any person who generally looks like a condom

john malkovic = condomhead

by chaz13123 February 28, 2009

Condolations

Condolations:

A situation that is both unfortunate yet celebratory at the same time. Used in uncomfortable situations.

Them: I got that promotion with a big bump in pay, but the boss is a major asshole.

You: Hey, condolations!

Them: My 16 year daughter's expecting (marrying her thug boyfriend, etc..).

You: Well, condolations.

by late_nite_guy_62 February 20, 2010