moms coming

when your homie blows a fucking fat ass cloud and you scream moms coming to scare him

homie 1: *blows fucking massive cloud*

homie 2: MOMS COMING!

homie 1: *tries to wave smoke away*

homie 2: nah I'm j playing nigga

homie 1: damn nigga don't scare me like that

by nigga148 October 19, 2019

Coming out

A thing gay people do when they “don’t want to make a big deal out of it” but then get offended when everyone else doesn’t “make a big deal about it”, throw them a party, and begin praising them as if they are a God

“Mom, dad, I’m coming out”
Good for you, son.

“WHAT???? THATS IT??? WHERES THE FUCKING CAKE?? YOU GUYS HATE ME IM GONNA KILL MYSELF”

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 December 31, 2022

coming out of the coffin

'Coming out of the coffin' is a term used to describe the experience of a person, typically, but not always, a male who has previously been highly critical, who professes his undying love and admiration for all things Twilight. He publicly and proudly confesses that he has read the books, seen the movies, can answer any trivia question, wants to dress like Edward for Halloween (and any other holiday), and really wants to visit Forks, Washington on vacation.

He could no longer lie to his friends, and excuse his presence at yet another Twilight movie premier by blaming it on his girlfriend. He was coming out of the coffin.

by Lord Buff November 28, 2010

It's Rather Hard for a Deaf Woman to Hear an Assassin Coming

A phrase to be implemented, usually from one bloke to another, when a man can overcome the suspect defenses of a witless woman and cajole her into coitus.

Shawn: "Hey man did you make any headway with that Potbelly cashier?"
Slim: "Headway? I totally banged her. It's rather hard for a deaf woman to hear an assassin coming."

by The Original Slim Bavis March 31, 2005

Codding

To play Call Of Duty, a verb, very common in the gaming community.

"Dude, I was codding it so hard last night."

"My mom walked in on me codding"

"What did you do this weekend?"
"Nothing much, I codded it a few times."

"I cod it too much, I think that my joystick is broken."

"Hey, do you wanna' cod with me?"

"Mom says I'm grounded, she caught me codding too much."

"Hey do you wanna hang out?"
"Nah, I gotta do some stuff..."
"Youre probably just codding right now."

by Jeanzboy December 20, 2009

Codling

A man picks up a ass rapes Fat girls

the sick fuck hangs about outside the liposuction clinic just to get some codling

by George Edwards November 21, 2003

Coming For Your Neck

In the event of a dispute (beef) when one, or both parties are prepared to take the life of the other for being a " bitch nigga" . This is a particularly serious taunt, eluding to the sensitivity of ones exposed neck.

Yo when Darius found out you fucked his girl, he's coming for your neck.

by Mitpal June 8, 2019