Chub

a fat gay man

Dani: hi
Doomah: shut the fuck up chub

by uhhhbbhnigger December 13, 2025

Chub

a fat and gay man

Dani: stop
Hamood: shut up chub

by uhhhbbhnigger December 13, 2025

Chub

A chub is the state of a man's penis when it is halfway between flaccid and fully erect.

Me: Man, I was laying on the beach yesterday and this gay guy checking me out had a chub in his Speedo. The bulge was obvious.
Friend:What did you do?
Me: Not much I started getting a chub too so I rolled over onto my stomach to hide it.

by mecbranleur December 17, 2025

Half Chub Fallacy

Someone arguing that directs the substance of the argument specifically to a spot which brings them pleasure to talk about.

Muxaio: You can’t treat me worse because I have a lower VISA status than you
Alp: That’s such a red herring fallacy and this isn’t applicable to the job status that you can’t get over

Alp has a pleasure for Fallacies
Muxaio: Don’t get too excited now, that’s clearly a half chub fallacy. We know you masturbate to the thought of fallacies.

by The half chub December 17, 2025

Chubbing

2-manning a rowboat that has a cannon in the game Sea of Thieves instead of using an actual ship

My friend and I were chubbing last night and sunk 2 ships!

by RICEmonger July 25, 2024

Chubbed Cheese

The fat underneath one’s chin

Wow you have a lot of chubbed cheese!

by Pagster April 7, 2025

Girl chub

The female equivalent of a boner—when a woman gets extremely aroused, often to the point of visibly reacting or needing to shift in her seat. It’s not about what’s seen, it’s about what’s felt: throbbing, pulsing, slick, and very, very ready. Happens fast. Can be triggered by a voice, a glance, a dirty thought… or just the right kind of tension.

He whispered in my ear and suddenly—bam—full girl chub. Had to cross my legs and pretend I was not about to climb him like a tree.

by Darlin Denton and Pet Nympho April 15, 2025