by crimson scorch November 26, 2006
Get the fish taco with sour cream mug.To cream oneself - a euphemism often used to describe the extreme stimulation of mind and especially body on casting eyes upon a fellow human with breathtaking good looks. To cream oneself is both a guy and girl thing. For a guy to cream himself is that feeling of urgency - that feeling of imminent unloading of his testicles following on from a mind bogglingly rapid penile erection, which in reality stops short of ejaculation and rather leads to a heavy anticipatory outflow of precum/prostatic fluid.
For a girl to cream herself constitutes an extraordinarily rapid vaginal outflow of lubrication - for some girls an actual g-spot ejaculation/squirt - following the inevitable engorgement of her vulva, again, in mistaken instinctive preparation for imminent sexual congress. Arrested by the physical barrier of her panties, her outflow is momentarily so warm and damp that her vulva feels as if it has been immersed in warm cream!
For a girl to cream herself constitutes an extraordinarily rapid vaginal outflow of lubrication - for some girls an actual g-spot ejaculation/squirt - following the inevitable engorgement of her vulva, again, in mistaken instinctive preparation for imminent sexual congress. Arrested by the physical barrier of her panties, her outflow is momentarily so warm and damp that her vulva feels as if it has been immersed in warm cream!
She only had to see her idol bare his chest on-stage revealing his ripplingly taut torso, and she sensed a warm very pleasurable yet urgent fullness develop within her lower belly. She quickly became aware of a warm damp feeling developing in the crotch of her newly laundered panties. She had creamed herself! “Oh heck” she pondered fleetingly between lustful yells of undying love from the front row at her fantasy on-stage lover "....forgot to bring a change of pants!” Nothing for it, she crouched, reached up to her creamed panties, pulled them down and out from beneath her skirt and tossed them at her idol a few meters away. His eye caught hers as her soaked panties hit the stage before him! Seeing him promptly peel them from the stage - seeing him realize how wet they were – seeing him returning her gaze with a smile then playfully draping their still warm dampness across his face, she swooned and creamed herself all the more! Second-stage creaming with no panties! … “Oh heck….” she repeated, eyes rolling in her sockets, “… I am soooo leaking! – oh god!”
by Epigenie1 December 28, 2009
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Unfortunately, sometimes during the execution of a creampie in the doggystyle position, either partner may be too animated, thus causing the erect and ejaculating member to be thrust out of the receiver's love tunnel. In the event of such an outcum (ha), the male can thus save his seed from spilling on the floor by placing it between the girl's buttcheeks. His sex juice will then fill the space between her cheeks to create a delectable delicatessen known as the cream sandwich.
by real crispy hispy November 10, 2008
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by smot poker December 25, 2003
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Since the time of Cleopatra, semen has been known to have the age-defying qualities necessary to keep a woman's skin soft and supple. It works best when applied to the face while still a steaming 98.6℉, thus the best application is by way of the money shot.
It is a well known historical fact that Cleopatra would bathe in tubs filled with the spoatie,or man chowder of her male slaves. It was this natural facial cream that was the secret to her radiant beauty. If your woman is protesting the money shot, let her in on this well kept beauty secret and she will be forever grateful!
by Misty Dawn October 20, 2008
Get the Facial Cream mug.A dessert invented by Goran M during a Slug Crew dinner at Golden China Buffet in Jacksonville Florida. It consists of steaming hot white rice mixed with ice cream.
Goran: dude, eat some white rice with that ice cream, it's soo good.
Andrew: d0o0o0o0o0o0d this is amazing
Matt: let me get some more of your rice, this is delicious!
Garrett: slug yeah, this is the best idea you've had all night Goran.
Goran: I call it "rice cream"
Garrett: or we could call it ice rice
Matt: ...you killed it
Andrew: Dude I agree with Blake, ice rice is kinda lame
Andrew: d0o0o0o0o0o0d this is amazing
Matt: let me get some more of your rice, this is delicious!
Garrett: slug yeah, this is the best idea you've had all night Goran.
Goran: I call it "rice cream"
Garrett: or we could call it ice rice
Matt: ...you killed it
Andrew: Dude I agree with Blake, ice rice is kinda lame
by Call out king February 28, 2009
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