Cereal face

The look on someone’s face when they are pretending to like something. Everyone in cereal commercials pretends to enjoy it even though no one really likes cereal that much.

Would you look at her, she has stupid, cereal face.

by Zack the Angry January 18, 2021

cereal porn

When man is eating a bowl of cereal and watching porn with significant other at the same time then when the man is ready to nut he ejaculates in the bowl and then your significant other takes the bowl with nut and milk and swallows it all

Man:Babe you want to cereal porn
Woman:Yes

Man&woman eat cereal watching porn and jacking off
Man:I'm cumming drink it
Man grunts while Nutting in the bowl of milk
Woman takes bowl and drinks it all
Woman:That tastes so good

by Thatbitch7600! December 15, 2022

Piss in your cereal

Basically seeing someone so mad that you wonder how the hell they got that way as if someone .....like mentioned , pissed in their cereal

Trav: Yo man are you good ?
Bond : no I’m not don’t fucking talk to me leave me the hell alone
T : Wow the day barely started and you’re already fuming did someone piss in your cereal ?

by AnthraxBat22 August 31, 2023

cereal procreator

When a man or women have more then two or more mothers or baby daddys.

1000 kids and counting "Netflix"doc about the cereal procreator

by Crystalclear321 August 14, 2024

Cereal

(Sear-real)

Adjective:

Everything you can possibly describe

Ex: funny cool new hot cold .etc

That's so cereal

Tommy is so cereal

Tyler's laugh is so cereal

by xX84cereal4dayz💵💸gangXx February 19, 2018

Fer-cereal

Are you serious??

Tiimmy: My mom got hit by a flying magic ice cream truck with 26 legs and a robo reptar cereal box arm!!

Jimbo: are you Fer-cereal?!?!?!?!!!?

by Rawrpeople April 25, 2010

Cereal bowl

The pornographic act of ejaculating into a females/males naval (bellybutton)

I pulled out and decided instead of a creampie, I was going to give her breakfast in bed aka cereal bowl.

by The Black Russian December 14, 2018