cactus

Means cool, or awesome.

Yo dawg, that car be so cactus!!!

That is so cactus, cuh!!

by Christian Giron. Tampa, Florida January 29, 2004

Pearl Cactus

The act of giving a nasty ass fugly woman a cream pie. Her vagina is so wide that a cactus would fit, which she would probably enjoy. Similar to a pearl necklace, but located in the vaginal region.

Last year PJ gave a nasty fat soroity girl a pearl cactus. I heard he's paying child support now.

by JOKRGUY2012 February 21, 2011

Rusty cactus

When a ginger person shaves their pubic region and sticks them to a male's penis and fucks them up the anus until they shit down their shaft

When my wife performed a rusty cactus she shit down my shaft and it got caught in my japs eye

by Humphrey cavendish March 8, 2014

C-act

A derivation of the urban word "seact". Defined as, a spontaneous philanthropic or charitable act created by the observation of a need.

You can see that the school is having problems due to the lack of tax base, so I c-acted and gave them a large donation.

by knockgav June 29, 2011

cactus

a girls vagina

i would pound her cactus

by corey l July 8, 2003

cactapus

that great feeling you get after ripping something nasty out your ass

That was the best cactapus all day. My ass is refreshed. Ass=mine; a cactapus/octopus hybrid
"Look out for that giant cactapus in the water"

by bread infection December 28, 2005

Cactus

Connor Blundell

"That guy is so weird"
"Yeh he's a cactus"

by the sickest cunt out June 2, 2015