spanking the wrong oval

1) Wank for 10minutes

2) Get Drunk

3) Have a One night stand
4) Get kicked out your house by your wife

5) Repeat This over and over again

i was spanking the wrong oval for 2 weeks

by Real Wanker 010101011 November 25, 2016

O wrong.

The Idea of something not being acceptable.

John shouldn't have slapped James,o wrong.

by Mackboro September 15, 2020

Ear Wrong

The ear wrong

Nothin' more too it

"ear wrong"
"oh dang alright"

by SillySausage42 September 11, 2022

This shit's fucking wrong

YEAH!? It fucking seems like that doesn't it? SEEMS FUCKING LIKE THAT DOESN'T IT THEO!? ARE THEY HITTING YOU WITH THE ARTIFICIAL SCHIZOPHRENIA YET THEO VON? ARE THEY DOING THAT? WELL THEN QUIT BITCHING BECAUSE OTHER PEOPLE HAVE IT WAAAAAY WORSE THAN YOU, DON'T THEY? Not allowed to complain if people have it worse than you. Don't you know that? If you watch Joe Rogan then SURELY you already know that!

Hym "That's an eloquent way of putting it Theo Von. 'This shit's fucking wrong *WHEN IT FUCKING HAPPENS TO ME' But you didn't have a problem with it until 19 fucking hours ago did you? OOOOOH YEAH! YOU'RE STANDING UP FOR ALL THE OTHER PODCASTERS NOW! THEO VON! CHAMPION OF PODCASTER'S RIGHTS! See that!? He's doing the thing I'm doing except way after the fact and he's a part of a group of people who have been doing it to me! Look at him go. It's that funny? Isn't that funny, Joe Rogan? When a millionaire podcaster is complaining about getting cut out of millions of dollars? Isn't that funny? HE SHOULD HAVE WATCHED HIS WORDS JOE! You think? You think that's what he should have done? Watched his fucking mouth? Is that it? So brave! He's really sticking his neck out there for everyone isn't he? 👌So brave👌 Bravery the likes of which the world has never seen. Let's all give a round of applause for Theo 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 There you go. A round of applause for defending everyone's rights Theo. Take that to the bank you fucking prick."

by Hym Iam September 7, 2023

I was wrong

When Ann admits she was wrong. As I’m not correct. WRONG. Especially when she is talking about The Rock.

Ann looked at Brian and said, “I was wrong”. As she normally is when she’s talking about The Rock

by Bk102886 November 11, 2020

Wrong

What I did... Is helping though people. What YOU are doing only harms me. You are not helping more deserving people... You are harming me in the hopes that, what, you can steal credit for helping the people that my action helped in such a way that you feel like YOU caused society to gain rather than lose? You know that's delusional, right? You are creating the danger for someone else's kid. You want type-X of person to not be able to suceed so you are forcing me to labor for the rest of my life and somehow you aren't a moral monster? Stop trying to be the decider or I am going to murder a child. I don't have to let you steal this from me and I'm not going to.

Hym "Wrong. You... Do not need to steal this from me. I don't have to let you. I don't care if you think your morality makes you think you are the goodest boy on the planet the net result will be the death of a child. If you used my work YOU did not help anyone. You COULDN'T help anyone because you are LESS. And if for you to help the people you want to help requires you to enslave people, control them psychologically, and erase them from history you are clearly not as moral as you think you are. Kids are going to die. That is reality. But you are not going to steal this from me WITHOUT at least one kid dying. You are a delusional fuck. That is all that is happening here. You are worse than I am."

by Hym Iam December 2, 2024

Sock spelled wrong

YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN:
its spelled cock spelled wrong is sock and sock spelled wrong is cock

Random guy: Hey bro my cock is so smelly... OOP-
Random guy's bro: I know you meant sock but i know that your cock is smelly too lol.
Sock spelled wrong is the definition of someone accidentally saying cock instead of sock

by BigFatDicklol October 1, 2023