Bruce

Bruce is a great friend of Willy The Robber. He loves imparting wisdom to others at great length and is an enthusiastic leader. Mervyn Singer is his ultimate idol. One of his many passions is cycling to and from work...and AORTIC

Bruce would cycle to and from Fort Knox to rescue his kidnapped wombat...

Where's the money? Where's Willy going? What does Willy want to know?

by sweet as chocolate June 17, 2011

Jack Bruce

Bassist and vocalist for Cream. He is a mediocre musician and he is also a dick. He called Led Zeppelin "crap" and started bitching about their reunion tour. Also a cranky old man filled with jealousy.

Greg: Psh, Dan sucks at playing guitar
Dave: He's better than you. Stop being such a Jack Bruce.

by Page218 May 5, 2009

Bruce

Bruce is the downbringinest downbringer there ever was. Bruce is the Chuck Norris of buzzkills, so much so that he is referenced in pop culture songs.

Don't bring me down... Brrrruce (roll the rrrrr's in Bruce, of course)

by Murdyruss August 1, 2009

Bruce Gendered

When you see a hot woman, and the realize moments later it was a guy, or vice versa.

"Yo Billy check out the booty on that chick over there" Billy Replies, "Bro did you see his adam's apple?" OH SHNAP, you got "Bruce Gendered"

by dj pensive August 7, 2015

brucebumps

goosebumps acquired while listening to a soulful Bruce Springsteen song.

The last minute of Jungleland gives me such brucebumps, man.

by jewelweed June 28, 2012

bruce cow

A man who makes sells and tests dildos in Willy wonkas asshole while licking his grandmas titties

What a Bruce cow

by Lozers February 1, 2017

Dirty Bruce

The act of shoving a conical flask up your anus, before teaching a class. Then getting caught.

Did u see mr L**** do a dirty Bruce today ?

by Jeffbutnitreallyjeff May 24, 2020