council bluffs rum

A piece of shit. A person who steals, fucks its mother, and plays with him/herselves inside the gas station

Did you see that rum Matt, he was beating off in kwik shop what a fucking council bluffs rum

by KauzNchaos May 4, 2019

Council Bluffs-y

Pejorative term for anyone bearing physical or behavioral attributes stereotypical of the town or residents of Council Bluffs, Iowa.

I went to a barbecue last week and Shannon’s mom was wearing a council Bluffs-y, midriff top that had a graphic of a sea turtle blowing a kiss.

by Young Granny January 31, 2021

Muffin Bluffin

The pussy look fat in the pants but that shit be weak as fuck

Should have seen this girl last night she was fine as hell looking good. Her skin-tight pants were fire. But as soon as we got naked man that muffin bluffin.

by FuckingCluck September 21, 2021

Love bluffing

When someone in a relationship lies to their partner about their ability to love them in order to be able to have a relationship without putting in any actual effort, while receiving so much love but not providing any, to the point where their partner is willing to go to any length to obtain that love.

Guy: Hey I just got out of a bad relationship they were constantly love bluffing me.
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Guy's friend: That sucks but what's love bluffing?

Guy: It's when someone straight up manipulates you into giving them more love without giving you any in return.

Guy's friend: Wow that's horrible.

by sexy_weirdo March 14, 2022

Council Bluffs Sister

Incestual Relationship; also applies to other family members.

"Where's Jim tonight?"
"Oh, he's out with his Council Bluffs Sister again..."
"Wow. Won't their kids have hooves?!?"

by Arrogant Joe March 14, 2022

council bluffs high five

When I person wipes with their behind with their bare hand and gives another person a high five.

Bro we just won homecoming!!! How about a celebratory council bluffs high five!!!

by Jumbo bob jim November 18, 2022

Council Bluffs

full of meth heads, wiggers and cum guzzling gutter sluts.

unless you’re looking to score some meth or some sloppy toppy under the viaduct from a cum guzzling gutter slut while her wigger boyfriend watches, I would avoid Council Bluffs altogether.

by CBgutterslut4life March 31, 2023