basket weaving

Masterbating technique with both hands and your fingers interlaced.

I was at a boring party, so i decided to start basket weaving for entertainment.

by Basket Weaver May 27, 2006

baked

Fucked up and stoned. Some symptoms are glazed eyes and getting the munchies.

Damn, after taking a few hits, i am so baked.

by Flaberingaks June 29, 2006

basketball jones

Someone who is obsessed with the game of basketball. They take everyday situations and try to apply them to the game.

Damn, that bitch gotta basketball jones!

by kimberly08 July 21, 2008

Basted

A mixture of the words "baked" and "wasted;" a word to describe yourself whilst extremely high and drunk at the same time. Good to utter when in no state of mind to speak. Can apply to both good and bad experiences.

"I stumbled drunkenly into a circle of people smoking Afganny Kush and got handed the joint. I got freaking basted man."

"Hey bud, you doing ok?"
".....Basted....."

"Hot damn I was basted last night."
"Niiiice, good party then?"
"Fuck no bro, I had no clue what was going on and threw up in the backyard!"

by A Crooked Vulture November 13, 2009

reality-based community

Those who put their trust in the facts, as opposed to those who rely on faith. A senior White House aide spoke derisively of the "reality-based community" to reporter Ron Suskind, and the meme spread rather quickly among those who don't think you can get pregnant from masturbation.

Just about anyone who doesn't like Bush.

by Xyzzy January 18, 2005

baked beans

the natures way of saying "for god's sake open a window"

man i ate some baked beans and a shit load of steak. my ass rippings were loud and pungent!

by vermilion123 February 13, 2007

detroit basketball

The way detroit plays basketball and the reason we fuck over all other teams and are the champs.

Announcer: Ben wallace just dunked nasty.

Mase: DETROIT BASKETBALL!!!

by J May 27, 2005