auto-tuss

A state of being that results from successfully putting in the leg work to hooking up with a member of the opposite sex and simply waiting for the events to transpire.

She made it clear she was interested in giving me a blow job 30 minutes into the party, so I just put it on auto-tuss.

by Jman7Billion October 7, 2008

Auto dub

Automatic dub (automatic win). A term used in gaming for a online match/game that has the odds almost certainly in your favor. This is usually used when most of the team is afk, your on a missive lead, the enemy team is really stupid, or multiple players leave or the entire team leaves leading to a de facto victory.

Friend: Bro it’s match point and both cav and ela disconnected. We got that auto dub

by The Great Meme Man January 27, 2020

Auto-Correct

This stereotype is the type of person that can't under any circumstance accept that anything is a joke, for example you say something like "yo momma so thin she slide under the door, not open it up!" And Auto Correct instead of laughing would barge into the conversation and start saying something like "My mom is not thin, she is healthy and average weight." And autocorrect may be right technically, but at what cost?

The neighborhood Auto-Correct can not take a joke! Can't he tell I was kidding?

by Kingdom Miracle November 29, 2020

Bike Theft Auto

Name of hit film series created by two intelligent men

Bike Theft Auto is the best movie

by Jotroublegames November 18, 2021

Dutch Auto

A Dutch Auto is like a dutch oven but it’s done in the car. For maximum effectiveness, the child window locks should be activated before the gaseous discharge.

I had three Taco Bell bean burritos for lunch. I gave Leslie a Dutch Auto on the way back.

by Gas man. January 11, 2019

auto dildo

An automatic dildo that goes in and out

I used my auto dildo today daddy!

by DAT boi 115 January 24, 2017

Auto-urenema

The act of taking one's penis, navigating it through their gooch, tucking it under, fitting the tip inside of their rectum, and proceeding to urinate past their sphincter.

Guy: "Dude guess what!"
Dude: "What?"
Guy: "I got these new pills and they enhanced my unit, now I am able to Auto-urenemate!"
Dude: "That's fucking awesome! I need to get me some of those, my sphincter is parched."

by Nikljj February 19, 2011