one minute silence

A mark of respect for those who died in whatever worthy cause happens to be on the roll this week

We will now observe a one minute silence.

by Gumba Gumba April 10, 2004

20 minute rule

After a guy finishes it takes him 20 minutes to get it up again.

Jess: "Is the 20 minute rule up yet?"
Josh: "No."

by Raab70 December 17, 2008

one minute man

Any person of the male human species that reaches orgasms quickly, and therefore, only has sex for a minute before cumming and leaving.

"One Minute Man - to the rescue!"

by Bastardized Bottomburp October 6, 2003

seven minute silence

An awkward moment of silence when no one has anything to say which occurs after seven minutes of conversation.

My date and I were chatting really well then, out of the blue, the seven minute silence hit; bummer.

by Humpty December 28, 2003

new york minute

A very short period of time; within a blink or a heartbeat. Originates from the legendary fast pace of life in New York.

I can beat that score in a new york minute.

by progamer124 December 6, 2003

5-minute crush

A girl who you think about when you whack off but don't actually have the balls to talk to.

Ex 1. Man I wish I wasn't a pussy and I could talk to katie, but for now she is my 5-minute crush.

Ex 2.

Guy 1: "Man I totally had a 5-minute crush on that girl last night."
Guy 2: "Go talk to her, man."
Guy 1: "Nah I don't have the balls, besides, it's weird now."

by Niggity Nig May 15, 2010

2 minute noodles

Staple diet of living-alone-for-a-while bachelors.

Newlywed woman: So what do you think of my cooking?
Newlywed man: Beats two minute noodles.

by mohawk March 5, 2005