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text zombie

Any human with a cell phone transforms into a text zombie while walking and texting. Common symptoms include: slow walking, head pointing down, rigid arms, lack of direction or awareness of surroundings.
I almost hit another text zombie on my bike today. Damn person wasn't paying any attention at all!
by suteiki October 19, 2009
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Drug Zombie

A person, specifically a drug addict, likely a crack head, usually found at a bus stop or the exit of a fast food location where they try to bum money off people exiting the fast food location, such as McDonalds.
One of the sketchy drug addicts is walking towards the car window.
Girl: "omg! What is that? Do u know them?"
Boy: "no, I have no idea who they are! I think their confused!"
Girl: "lock the door"
Boy: "omg its a drug zombie!"
by RogerK October 7, 2009
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Zombie Boyfriend

A man who pretends to care about a girl's brains, and not her looks or her personality. This type of man supposedly dates nothing but intellectual girls regardless of how ugly they are.
Cindy: "My boyfriend doesn't care about my looks. He just wants to know how smart I am. He asks me to play chess with him, and asks me a lot of science questions."

Linda: "It looks you got yourself a zombie boyfriend."
by rpcarnell July 29, 2011
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Zombie Horse

You're messing with a zombie horse now.
Ronnie and Sammi Sweetheart have a zombie horse now.
by Nanspaghetti October 7, 2010
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Zombie Hunting

Zombie Hunting is the practice in which one searches for drunk-outta-their-mind bitches at a party, lures them to a safe area and has sex with them as long as they finish by cumming in their face. Cumming in their face is essential, as only a headshot can kill a zombie.
Timmy: Hey, Fred. Want to go zombie hunting?

Fred: What's that?

Timmy: It's when find you find drunk chicks at parties, fuck 'em, and cum in their face.

Fred: What the fuck? That's disgusting!

Timmy: It's the only way to make sure they stay dead.
by Professional Zombie Hunter January 22, 2012
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Zombie Log

A piece of fecal matter that, when entering the latrine, sinks down and then floats back up, as like a zombie rising from the dead.
Aww man, the toilet got plugged by my massive zombie log
by Bulletmunchr December 11, 2007
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zombie poop

When a girl is on her period, the color of the poop is green but there's also blood coming out her cooch at the same time so it's like a zombie because of the color and the blood.
Tonya "Girll are you on your period?"
Loni "Well I guess I am because I just had the most painful zombie poop"
Tonya "I hate those"
by urwatermelonlovinkneegrow December 10, 2022
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