Workstool

A workstool is the shit you take at your place of work, usually on purpose to take a break and always on the clock. The verb form of workstool is workstooling which can refer to the actual action in the bathroom or to intentional rationing of bowel movements at home in order to wait till you are at work and clocked in.

Ex.1:

A: "Hey where did Josh go? He's supposed to be moving crates to the basement!"
B: "I think Josh is busy with a workstool."

Ex.2:

A: "Why don't you take a shit and stop complaining about how bad you have to go!?"
B: "No can do partner, I have night shift."
A: "Why does that matter?"
B: "I'm workstooling."
A: *nods*

by I'm a lumberjack. June 18, 2010

wordtalon

someone who has a cutting grasp on literary venues, words, all-things-writing.

The wordtalon critiqued my manuscript and now it's as sharp as her claws.

by WordTalon February 27, 2011

worktending

when hungover, not feeling good or just being generally lazy, prentending to work to avoid anybody interacting with you

god i had too much to drink last night, i will be doing alot of worktending today!

by therealziggy March 22, 2011

worse in 3D

Means something is not as good in real life as online, in print, or in your imagination.

(Pokes fun by blurring the line between virtual reality and real life, which has always been in 3D)

Dude 1: That's a fly honey! (picture of girl)
Dude 2: You'd be surprised, she looks worse in 3D.

by TreeWeezel November 30, 2011

Wordtheft.

When a word you created and made by famous is stolen and re-defined by the public and/or urban dictionary.

"An Albatroaz Is a strong confident woman, in other words a bad ass bitch" is wordtheft.

by OfCourse January 22, 2015

Worse then a hooker

When the guy you are dating says he loves you but doesn't do shit for you. He treat you like a hooker

My boyfriend says he loves me but doesn't cut my grass, pay my bills or give me any money. He treat me worse then a hooker because at least a hooker gets paid for blow jobs

by Oh stewardess August 18, 2016

worse than dial-up

Something that takes a long time and is not enjoyable.

Harkens back to the early days of internet when connections were made over 56k or dial-up telephone service

I hate waiting in line at the DMV, it's worse than dial-up

by mysticalbaby February 20, 2017